ava Jane12: whats wrong with two of u why u insulting your self this place is not 4 those things
ava igo: daisy can u plz accept my request
ava Daisy55: Krack you mean all here are owlz, is this the way you greet all the people, it's not nice, it's just like insulting other
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.

Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
(21:07) Mon, 6 Oct 14
ava
Awesome msg.
Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazaak Tha
Yaar".
Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq
Nahi Padta".
Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi
Kehta Hai "Its Ok".
Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab
Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod
Do".
Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi".
Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Baato Ka :- Jab Koi "Khamosh
Rehta Hai".....
Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery
unit k baahar likha huwa tha
k...."Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne
Yaaro Ke Saath,To Aaj Kholna Na
Padta Auozaro K Saath".
(06:28) Fri, 12 Sep 14
ava
Good collections of jokes kakaji.smiley
(07:48) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
(07:32) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
Chutiya kon:

Foreign countries ki bandiyo ko facebook pe friend request bhejke "kabhi na kabhi wo india aayengi aur kisi 5star hotel mein milne bulayengi" jaise sapne dekhne walo, Forever Alone Popatlal bhi aapko Chatta chubha ke kahega ki are bhai Aap Bhutiye Hain!
(07:27) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
Chutiya kon:

Agar aap FB pe har ek couple ki pic par "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi" comment karte hai, toh srk apke ghar aake bolega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
(07:25) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
Chutiya kon:

Agar aap Nano kharid kar usspe Red Bull Racing & Flying Eagle jaise body stickers lagate ho to Ratan tata tak bol padega ki Aap Bhutiye Hain
(07:24) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
Chutiya kon special:

Agar College me aap ladki se Baat is tarah se Start karte hai>>>>
* Exuse me, kya muje aap pen de sakti ho
* time kya hua hai
* kal aap college aayi thi, sir ne kuch likhwaya?
* aap us gali me rahti ho na? Red wale gar k saamne
* aap ne 12th kaha se ki hai ?
* aapke bhi Science hai?
Toh wo Ladki Aapko aapse yahi kahegi ki
"Bhaiyya"
Aap Bhutiye Hai
(07:23) Fri, 6 Jun 14
ava
smiley
(05:27) Thu, 5 Jun 14
ava
Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! smiley

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(20:25) Wed, 2 Apr 14
ava
*Yahoo chat*
dude_88: What's your name?
cute_gl: I'm Laura. Yours?
dude_88: Lassun.
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!
(20:24) Wed, 2 Apr 14
ava
A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega! smiley
(20:16) Wed, 2 Apr 14
ava
Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India, the way Ekta Kapoor does.
She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone!
smiley
(20:14) Wed, 2 Apr 14
ava
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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copy/paste.
(20:09) Wed, 2 Apr 14
ava
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what did one b**b say to the other b**b? "we better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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(20:05) Wed, 2 Apr 14