ava Jane12: whats wrong with two of u why u insulting your self this place is not 4 those things
ava igo: daisy can u plz accept my request
ava Daisy55: Krack you mean all here are owlz, is this the way you greet all the people, it's not nice, it's just like insulting other
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le. smiley
(13:23) Mon, 9 Sep 13
ava
Killer one
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
(20:07) Sun, 8 Sep 13
ava
Quote: Kakaji: He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.

Sai h
(11:47) Sun, 8 Sep 13
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*

Haha
(11:47) Sun, 8 Sep 13
ava
Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
(22:54) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
(22:52) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."
(22:51) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ?
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.
(22:51) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Raju

Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?

Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Are you Married?

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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.
smiley
(22:50) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Girl: Have a Good Day.
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*
smiley
(22:48) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya.. smiley smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13