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Kakaji

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !

(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le.
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le.

(13:23) Mon, 9 Sep 13
Kakaji

Killer one
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
(20:07) Sun, 8 Sep 13
TRasheR5

Quote: Kakaji: He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
Sai h
(11:47) Sun, 8 Sep 13
TRasheR5

Quote: Kakaji: Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
Haha
(11:47) Sun, 8 Sep 13
Kakaji

Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*
(22:54) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.
(22:52) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."
(22:51) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ?
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.
(22:51) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Raju
Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.
Patient: Raju
Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.

(22:50) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

Girl: Have a Good Day.
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*

(22:48) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya..
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya..


(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
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