ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
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Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
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Quote: frnds4u: Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla... smiley
(11:17) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
WAH wah wah.
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(09:12) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
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(08:31) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like... smiley smiley
(08:21) Sun, 29 Sep 13
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Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla... smiley
(08:19) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!! smiley smiley
(08:17) Sun, 29 Sep 13
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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
(08:10) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava

-hehe2-
(09:45) Sat, 28 Sep 13
ava

After marriage:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha smiley
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Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na :-p =D
(03:38) Sat, 28 Sep 13
ava
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(02:02) Sat, 28 Sep 13
ava
Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls …
****New 1***

On FB Chat.

She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
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Me: Hi, What’s Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But You’re Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!

*Thappad Pad Gaya*

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boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta hai…

girl:: what.. (With excitement)

boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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On WhatsApp..

Me: Hi..

Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?

Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..

*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
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(00:07) Sat, 28 Sep 13
ava
God post smiley
(16:04) Mon, 23 Sep 13
ava
Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...
(02:13) Sun, 22 Sep 13
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Jab kutte ki mout
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!smiley
(22:29) Sat, 14 Sep 13
ava
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(18:23) Fri, 13 Sep 13