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Kakaji

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !

(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Kakaji




Quote: frnds4u: Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla...
(11:17) Sun, 29 Sep 13
SAFDAR

WAH wah wah.

(09:12) Sun, 29 Sep 13
SOHAIL-KHAN


(08:31) Sun, 29 Sep 13
Leo_

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like...
INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like...


(08:21) Sun, 29 Sep 13
Leo_

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla...
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla...

(08:19) Sun, 29 Sep 13
Leo_

Teacher: What is loveβ¦.???
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Student:
βLβ ko hath me lekar
βOβ ko dabate hue
βVβ me dalte waqt jo
βEβ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
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Student:
βLβ ko hath me lekar
βOβ ko dabate hue
βVβ me dalte waqt jo
βEβ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!


(08:17) Sun, 29 Sep 13
Leo_

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
(08:10) Sun, 29 Sep 13
-LILY-

-hehe2-
(09:45) Sat, 28 Sep 13
Kakaji

After marriage:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha

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Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na :-p =D
(03:38) Sat, 28 Sep 13
LoneLy_heArt



(02:02) Sat, 28 Sep 13
Kakaji

Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls β¦
****New 1***
On FB Chat.
She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Me: Hi, Whatβs Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But Youβre Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!
*Thappad Pad Gaya*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta haiβ¦
girl:: what.. (With excitement)
boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Girl: Whatβs Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradeshβ¦
*gets blocked*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
On WhatsApp..
Me: Hi..
Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?
Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..
*BLOCKED*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Girl: Iβm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
****New 1***
On FB Chat.
She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Me: Hi, Whatβs Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But Youβre Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!
*Thappad Pad Gaya*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta haiβ¦
girl:: what.. (With excitement)
boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Girl: Whatβs Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradeshβ¦
*gets blocked*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
On WhatsApp..
Me: Hi..
Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?
Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..
*BLOCKED*
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Girl: Iβm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??

(00:07) Sat, 28 Sep 13
SOHAIL-KHAN

God post

(16:04) Mon, 23 Sep 13
Kakaji

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...
(02:13) Sun, 22 Sep 13
Kakaji

Jab kutte ki mout
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!

(22:29) Sat, 14 Sep 13
Leo_


(18:23) Fri, 13 Sep 13
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