ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
What is a biggest lie ever said?
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Zeenat Amaan in a bikini asks,
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"Kya dekhte ho"?
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And Feroz Khan replies,
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."Surat tumhari".
(20:23) Tue, 8 Oct 13
ava
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!
Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
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Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward krke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi the isleye balance khatm
hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar aap software install karte
vakht Next-next click kar k bin
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
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Non-veg and shraab tuesdays &
thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar
aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse
khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC
ke full Fried chicken bucket ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
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AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur *1cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Fadu mesaage padne k baad b
agar share ni kara
to kasam whatsapp ki
AAP ............. ... ;smiley
(20:09) Tue, 8 Oct 13
ava
Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena haraam
(20:04) Tue, 8 Oct 13
ava
Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?''
Children : ''8"
Teacher : "correct" what is 2+5 ?
Children : "14"
Teacher :- "correct"
Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ?
Children :"20
Teacher :- "correct, Who is the president of nigeria ?
Children : Olamide
Teacher : Correct, Who is the president of America ?
Children : Tiwa Savage
Teacher : Correct
Teacher :- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!
(20:03) Tue, 8 Oct 13
ava
Every student gEts opportunity to enjoy their student life..
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But some misS those beautiful moments..
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Those sTupid people are knwn as
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TOPPERS
(06:45) Sat, 5 Oct 13
ava
[b] Newton was so silly...
Ek Apple zameen pe gira to
Gravity ka khyaal aaya.
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25 Saalo se SUSU karta tha
to kya wo Aasman me jata tha ?? [/b]
(06:36) Sat, 5 Oct 13
ava
.Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
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..mere ghar par koi nhi h,.
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boyfrnd uske ghar gya or sachmuch koi nhi tha,........
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taala laga tha. smiley
(16:18) Thu, 3 Oct 13
ava
Santa : Bahar Kyon Betha Hai?
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Banta: Marriage Anniversary Hai...
Wife Ko Chain Gift Di thi
Wife Ne Bahar Nikaal Diya ...
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Santa: Kyon, chain Chandi Ki thi Kya?
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Banta: Nahi , Cycle Ki ............
(08:10) Thu, 3 Oct 13
ava
Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,
logo ne pucha:
" kya hua santa..???
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Santa bola:
" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,
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Logo ne pucha:
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" kyu kyahua..???
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Santa bola:
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" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai,
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jis se bhi pucho:
" kis se baat kar rahe ho..???
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sab bolte hein:"
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"TERI BHABHI SE.....
(23:09) Tue, 1 Oct 13
ava
wah wah Kakaji and frnds4u.....Maza aa gaya haste haste..... smiley
(14:23) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Dabaao na aur jorse,
esa karo mera blause nikldo,
meri sari bhi,
ab dabao
thoda zorse,
tumhara pant bhi nikldo,
dekho ho gayi na
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suitcase
bandh!!..
1bar firse aapka soch ko SALAAM... smiley
(14:03) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem
mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye
hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap
ka weham hai... smiley
(13:46) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh
mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad... smiley
(13:36) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare
aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko SALAAM... smiley
(13:33) Sun, 29 Sep 13
ava
Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah
msg sabko sunao...
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
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Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
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Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
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Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
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Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
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Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
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Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe
se karo,
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Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai,
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Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...
(13:30) Sun, 29 Sep 13