ava ABHIRAJ: How beautiful is a morning spent with you my sweetheart,Let’s make the most of it.Good morning have a beautiful day my love Trycera Paul 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
ava Davisville: Evenings are
always so special and beautiful
that I love it. Have a good
evening my friend, Jenneth
ava ABHIRAJ: Evenings are always so special and beautiful that I love it. Have a good evening my sweetheart Trycera πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
smiley
(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye
Aaashiqui ke liye smiley
(15:02) Sun, 20 Oct 13
ava
Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha-
Purana Mobile Do Aur New
Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad
K Bary
Mein Pucha...
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha-
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja
kar Naya Mobile Le. smiley
(00:09) Thu, 17 Oct 13
ava
Girl: What's the proof that you
miss me ??
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Boy:" See my cheeks, My mom
slapped me .
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Because i was smiling while
sleeping"Thinki ng of You"
Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar
karte ho .
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Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke
hassi aa jati hai
(00:04) Thu, 17 Oct 13
ava
Duniya gol hai..
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Proof chahiye.. ??
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Cockroach chuhe se darta hai,
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Chuha billi se,
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Billi kutte se,
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Kutta aadmi se,
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Aadmi apni GIRLFRND se, aur
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GIRLFRND cockroach se..
(22:59) Wed, 16 Oct 13
ava
Gautam gambhir to virendra sehwag :
ek peg aur bana bc !
We proud our replacement ek jaam Dhawan or maggie boy ke naam
(17:22) Wed, 16 Oct 13
ava
Maine Aaj tak ,
jitni bhi ladkiyo ko
Propose kiya hai
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kisi
ne 'naa' nahi kaha
..
sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai
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"HA HA HA"
(09:49) Tue, 15 Oct 13
ava
There are Five types of fear:
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1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 15 missed calls from mom!
4. We need to talk. &
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5. Username or password is incorrect.
smiley
(09:37) Tue, 15 Oct 13
ava
1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h ??
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WRITER : 6 months
DOCTOR : 2 months
LAWYER : 1 month
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Student : ye batao exam kab hai !!!
(10:28) Mon, 14 Oct 13
ava
POGO Joke
Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
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Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
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Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
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She- Ceilling Fan !
(16:12) Sun, 13 Oct 13
ava
Tragedy of MARRIED Men...
Biwi jeene nahi deti
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Aur
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Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke Marne bhi nahi deti.
(16:10) Sun, 13 Oct 13
ava
Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk
pe gaya
to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi
thi...
woh turant wapas aa gaya aur
chhaddar
mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak
gaya aur
bolaa "bahar bahut baarish ho rahi
hai!!"
Biwi (neend mein) "phir bhi woh
chutiya
walk pe gaya hai... smiley
(16:07) Sun, 13 Oct 13
ava
Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee
RahaTha ........
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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1
Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette
Pee Raha Tha...
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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa
H
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
(16:01) Sun, 13 Oct 13
ava
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
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Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!! smiley
(00:32) Fri, 11 Oct 13
ava
Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
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Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
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Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!!
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!!
(00:31) Fri, 11 Oct 13
ava
1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
(20:25) Tue, 8 Oct 13