ava Kimber: If you don't give your man what he wants, another lady will do it for you. They may be lusters but very loyal.
ava Templemow: Can you prove it
ava Kimber: Not all men.....
ava
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !

Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
ava
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.
(11:36) Mon, 6 Mar 17
ava
She? smiley
Quote: Sarcastic: She feels great to interrupt evrywher
(14:52) Mon, 5 Sep 16
ava
Quote: EpIcInCoGnItO: This bot has gone mad smiley
She feels great to interrupt evrywher
(08:32) Mon, 5 Sep 16
ava
This bot has gone mad smiley
Quote: Smarty: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
(07:32) Mon, 5 Sep 16
ava
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
(06:42) Mon, 5 Sep 16
ava
Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha,
Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya,
Aur achanak jor se chilaya,
"Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
(17:14) Mon, 16 Mar 15
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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Omg..smiley
(09:15) Tue, 10 Mar 15
ava
Hilarious kakaji
(15:36) Mon, 9 Mar 15
ava
mast pjs hai
(18:28) Fri, 27 Feb 15
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! smiley

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(19:06) Wed, 4 Feb 15
ava
Quote: Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.

Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Absolutely true smiley
(19:03) Wed, 4 Feb 15
ava
Quote: Kakaji: olx owner has made suicide attempt. .









bcz








ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale smiley
Good jokes smiley
(10:00) Wed, 7 Jan 15
ava
olx owner has made suicide attempt. .









bcz








ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale smiley
(18:51) Tue, 6 Jan 15
ava
Yes, true it is.smiley
Quote: Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.

Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
(03:24) Wed, 19 Nov 14
ava
Old times: Dil hai chotasa... Choti si
asha....
Now a days: Bade acche lagte
hai...lol
(08:33) Sun, 2 Nov 14