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Kakaji

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !

(22:47) Sat, 7 Sep 13
Smarty

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.
(11:36) Mon, 6 Mar 17
EpIcInCoGnItO

She? 

Quote: Sarcastic: She feels great to interrupt evrywher
(14:52) Mon, 5 Sep 16
Sarcastic

She feels great to interrupt evrywherQuote: EpIcInCoGnItO: This bot has gone mad
(08:32) Mon, 5 Sep 16
EpIcInCoGnItO

This bot has gone mad 

Quote: Smarty: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
(07:32) Mon, 5 Sep 16
Smarty

What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
(06:42) Mon, 5 Sep 16
ACIDized

Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha,
Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya,
Aur achanak jor se chilaya,
"Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya,
Aur achanak jor se chilaya,
"Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
(17:14) Mon, 16 Mar 15
ABHIRAJ

.Quote: Kakaji: Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Omg..

(09:15) Tue, 10 Mar 15
bad-apple

Hilarious kakaji
(15:36) Mon, 9 Mar 15
GhAyAl

mast pjs hai
(18:28) Fri, 27 Feb 15
Georginia

Quote: Kakaji: Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi!![]()

(19:06) Wed, 4 Feb 15
Georginia

Absolutely trueQuote: Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p

(19:03) Wed, 4 Feb 15
Georginia

Good jokesQuote: Kakaji: olx owner has made suicide attempt. .
bcz
ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale

(10:00) Wed, 7 Jan 15
Kakaji

olx owner has made suicide attempt. .
bcz
ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale
bcz
ppl have put their 2014 calender on sale

(18:51) Tue, 6 Jan 15
saahir

Yes, true it is.

Quote: Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
(03:24) Wed, 19 Nov 14
Kakaji

Old times: Dil hai chotasa... Choti si
asha....
Now a days: Bade acche lagte
hai...lol
asha....
Now a days: Bade acche lagte
hai...lol
(08:33) Sun, 2 Nov 14
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