ava KingFISHER: Honey i miss you alots @ Milisha
ava ABHIRAJ: Shout only in English please, thank you
ava Chhotu: ABHIRAJ bhai! please help me?
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Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
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If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ smiley smiley
Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.smiley
(08:56) Thu, 4 Apr 13
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What do you have that is ?
(11:37) Wed, 11 Nov 15
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Quote: private_eyes: Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
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If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ smiley smiley
Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.smiley
rajni shocked 1st time -- ye engineer hote hi aise hain ....!!!!!!!! smiley
(04:50) Wed, 29 May 13
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Quote: private_eyes: Railway interview of pappu»»»
Intrviewr: agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge?
Pappu: jee,red light dikhaunga..
Intrviewr: red light na ho toh.?
Pappu: torch dikhaunga.
Intrviewr: torch na ho toh?
Pappu: apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga.!!!
Intrviewr: shirt bhi na ho toh?
Pappu: fir mein apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Intrviewr: wo kyun? Kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega?
Pappu: jee nhi wo kya h na k usne kabhi
2 trains ki takkar nahi dkhi...smiley
tu toh gaya beta! !!!!!!!!-------- hahahaha
(04:45) Wed, 29 May 13
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Quote: private_eyes: Aishwaryas Baby in school .
Teacher-who is ur grand pa?
Baby-Big B smiley
Teacher-who is ur mother?
Baby-Miss World smiley
Teacher-who is ur father? .
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Baby-No Idea Sir Ji smiley
aiswaryas baby says- aisa koi zindgi mein aaye, jo zindagi ko filmi banaye........¡ smiley
(04:45) Wed, 29 May 13
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Quote: private_eyes: Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
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Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad
Mara..
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Pata hai Kyu....??
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kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone
Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale...:p
maut=wife! !!!!!!!!!"!""""""""!!!!!!!! smiley
(04:42) Wed, 29 May 13
ava
Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: A Japani came to INDIA...

He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda

over takes ...

Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN.....
very fast...

next a toyota over takes

Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....
very fast ....

Reached Airport
&asked How Much ??
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Driver:" RS. 8000...
Japani:" Why so expensive ??
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Driver:" METER made in INDIA
very fast
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Hahaha Indians Rocks..
indians r always rockzzzzzzz smiley
(04:38) Wed, 29 May 13
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Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: Colgate se daant saaf kare
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pepsodent se mazboot kare
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Closeup se fresh kare
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Or agar phir bhi white na hon to
bina sharmae...
yaaro
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"harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de
5 guna zyada behtar safaaii...smiley
smiley smiley
(04:37) Wed, 29 May 13
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Quote: Aryanzzz_Dawson: Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha
Tha...
Hey Bhagwan
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Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima..
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Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p smiley smiley
hahahahahahasmiley gud 1
(04:35) Wed, 29 May 13
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wow thts nice jokes sis..
(04:54) Sun, 26 May 13
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nice jokes smiley
(07:39) Thu, 23 May 13
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wow..nice jokesmiley
(06:09) Tue, 30 Apr 13
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Boy:"Hii darling kaisi ho.. ??
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Girl:"Kon.. ??
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Boy:"Tera aashiq hu Jaan..
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Grl:"Tu Pappu hai.. ??
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Boy:"Haan tujhe kaise pata..??
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Grl:"Tu Bansi Laal ka ladka hai..??
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Boy:"Haan par kaise pata.. ??
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Grl:"Tu Ram Laal ka pota hi hai na..??
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Boy:"Haan haan par kaise pata chala.. ?? smiley
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Grl:"Haramzade main teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune...
Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..:p smiley
(05:13) Tue, 30 Apr 13
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Well said smiley
Gud joke smiley
(00:06) Wed, 24 Apr 13
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1 n 3 awesom.
(16:45) Sat, 6 Apr 13
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Superb jokes
(17:21) Fri, 5 Apr 13