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(01:00) Thu, 1 Jan 70
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Hi friends
Our friend user#Jill is going to celebrate his birthday ,,,,, send your best wishes and flood his gbook#Jill ....
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(16:56) Sun, 5 Jul 15
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Where do childrens get so much of energy in them,its has if they are supercharged,from the time they wake up until they sleep they can run jump scream and shout whereas we get so tired,what you think gives a child energy,???i say SUGAR
(15:50) Sun, 5 Jul 15
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Hi peepz, our dearest friend and great topic maker user#shane_stark is very ill in bed and need 2wap friends blessings and well wishes for speedy recovery pleasesmiley
(20:39) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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Our most senior member, as well my best friend user#KingFISHER celebrating his birthday tomorrow on 5th July 2015. He is devoted his maximum time to give life to 2wapworld. Give him warm welcome with your greetings and blessings on the occasion of his birthday.
(17:06) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2 inches in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up the remaining open areas of the jar. He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous Yes. Now, said the professor, I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things your family, your partner, your health, your children things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, he continued, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party, or fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
(06:55) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a dull and stifling experience. Life can be a challenge; of that there is no doubt. But if we take a moment to stop and see the joke, we can change our entire day. To those that take life seriously, we may see humor as an obstacle in our paths. The truth is that jokes are funny because they contain a grain of truth about life that would not be able to be shown through any other medium. A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that I might get shot in the head for if I were to say them straight out. Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non-threatening way.
Read part 1 here
Read part 2 here
Read part 3 here
Thank U smiley
(06:41) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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If you want to fall in love, what kind of person would you like?
(03:49) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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Arrogance is a nature in some of the people in which they spoil their own career. They show, they are superior than others. But the reason is not that. Physically they are sick of their own mind. Infact this is a disease which is found in those who are in inferiority complex. And it due to some of deficiency they found or feel in themselves. To cover their this weakness they shout at every person they found better or superior than them. And try to show others that they are superior. At the result they seclude themselves from others. We should not react their behaviour in negligence or negativity. But they need our positive attitude. Though it is very hard to tolerate them, but if we do, we find them inclining towards, what is good.

I have tried in some of my circle and achieved success in breaking their arrogance. Now they are my good friends too. Some of them realized and admitted thier weakness and also tried to recover themselves. And they have good numbers of friend circle and also overcomed on their weakness.

So never think that you are nothing in this world. May be you are doing good in many things in which others are not.
(02:55) Sat, 4 Jul 15
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3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling*
(19:13) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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Son-inlaw to be

Father-In-Law : Young man, Ure coming to seek my daughters hand in marriage and ure chewing gum.Thats a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. . Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and ure here to seek my daughters hand in marriage? . Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? . Man : Im sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law : Uve also been in prison before? Oh my God! . Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! Ure a killer??? . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didnt allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. . Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. Ure absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and the other things?
Read part 1here
Read part 2here smiley Thank U
(16:23) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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Those who have studied poetry know that rhyming is only one style of writing a poem. The real criterion that defines a poem is whether I am writing something that could not be conveyed in prose. The strict grammatical rules that define prose have no place for a real poem's sentiment. At the same time a poem doesn't need to convey a profound message in order to qualify. A poem that is cute may very easily fit the this criterion as well.
(16:14) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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As I walked along the road one day Kicking up stones along the way, I saw a bird of unusual size Who had a large beak and small, beady eyes. He strutted about and ruffled his wings Then he did the most ominous thing. He let out a screech and puffed out his chest I wanted to run from this evil pest. As this bird's mighty exterior did appear The inside of my chest was filled with fear. He put one talon forward, the other one next
This troublesome bird was making me vexed. I then did something that was a great chance. I kicked a stone at him to stop his advance. He then chased the stone, oh joy of great joys!
I felt myself one of the luckiest boys! Around the corner I ran, straight to my home, Leaving that bird confused and alone. Don't befriend a turkey (for that's what he was)
Or he will attack you simply because.
(16:02) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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I once knew a male who's name was Dale He drunk a lot of ale but went very pale He was rushed away but was forced to stay he went home in a week
but was still a bit of a freak!
(16:00) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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Girls! Girls! They protect you! Mind you, correct you! In ways you never thought of, They enslave you, caress you! You do whatever they say,
Sometimes they confuse you! Right then it gets real bad, Misconceptions they kill you! You give them all, You're taken to the mall, Spend all your money, Until you fall! They flirt, tiny skirts! Eyes blink, you're alert! Black magic, their mastered skill! New guys like contraception pills! Some naughty, some innocent,
What lies deep inside, Is the killer sense! Oh they messed me up! Damn I now trust this bub, Sitting here golden cheers! Girls! Girls! Girls!
(15:44) Fri, 3 Jul 15
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Whether one is watching a thrilling thunderstorm or looking up at a mighty tree, the experience of nature is one of awe. One cannot help but marvel at the intricate design of a single leaf, or the roar of a great waterfall. Time spent in nature is time spent realizing that you don't know it all and that you never will. The earth is meant to be enjoyed by its inhabitants. That includes keeping it in the pristine condition in which it was discovered. Everyone has a part of the earth that they relate to the most. Whether it is a majestic mountain range, a roaring waterfall, a bouquet of flowers, or the calm of the woods, these are places to get to know oneself and build bonds with family.
WARNING: watchout for more! smiley
(13:04) Fri, 3 Jul 15