Smarty: Which non alcoholic cordial is made from pomegranates ? (9 chars)

saahir: emo1522#

@RADHIKA @: where r u pancake

(00:00) Thu, 1 Jan 70

Rohan786

At age 5 his Father died.
At age 16 he quit school.
At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.
At age 18 he got married.
Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor
and failed. He joined the army and washed out there.
He applied for law school he was rejected.
He became an insurance sales man and failed again.
At age 19 he became a father.
At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby
daughter.
He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.
He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter,
and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.
At age 65 he retired.
On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from
the Government for *105.
He felt that the Government was saying that he
couldn’t provide for himself.
He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living
anymore; he had failed so much.
He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he
wrote what he would have accomplished with his life.
He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done.
There was one thing he could do better than anyone he
knew. And that was how to cook. So he borrowed *87
against his cheque and bought and fried up some
chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell
them to his neighbours in Kentucky.
Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide.
But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky
Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.
Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start
all over.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR
ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT
GETS. You have what it takes to be successful. Go for
it and make a difference. No guts no glory. It's never
too old to dream.!!
smiley

(23:58) Mon, 26 Sep 16

Eeprom

yes perhaps pancake should be our 2wap administrator however due to your pay rate(lazy bumz Inc myself) being already being Zero! you the perhaps Greater community are NOT! EVRR! Going to ever get to contribute to anything other than greenhouse Gases!
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Thanks anyway your cool,,,,,osh

(19:06) Mon, 26 Sep 16

Eeprom

yarrrrrrr please make kayli A Admin , shes impartial and she knows how to bake bread nice cakes and biscuits ,she may even know how to brew beer aswell smiley

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Kayli for admin she'll be very fair and everyone knows it

(18:07) Mon, 26 Sep 16

Samuel099

Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one (1) of them died.
The other three (3) decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The first (1st) man said, "I support Liverpool, so I will eat his liver."
The second (2nd) man said, "I support Manchester, so I will eat his chest."
The third (3rd) man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"

Source: Internet.

I edited it but the idea is not mine lol, What made me laughed was, The Arsenal fan do not want to eat the arse that's why he said, he wasn't hungry lol smiley

(13:03) Sat, 24 Sep 16

_ShAnE_StArK_

The one and only known home for life,
Earth is one of the most interesting
planets of the solar system. Life on Earth
is extremely diverse; however, relative to
Earth's size, all of life is contained within a
very thin layer of its surface and lower
atmosphere.Another interesting fact about Earth is that its
atmosphere contains high levels of molecular
oxygen, making it the only breathable
atmosphere in the solar system. The molecular
oxygen in the atmosphere is a by-product of
photosynthesis, a process by which plants and
green algae transform atmospheric carbon
dioxide into organic carbon with the help of
sunlight as the energy source.
Earth's atmosphere protects its surface from
the continuous attack of small asteroids. Most
asteroids that fly towards earth fully burn out in
the atmosphere and do not make an impact on
the Earth's surface. The ozone layer present at
the upper levels of the atmosphere protects life
on Earth from the harmful ultraviolet radiation
that is emitted from the sun. In addition, Earth's
electromagnetic field protects the atmosphere,
most importantly the ozone layer, by shielding it
against the stream of charged high energy
particles, otherwise known as the solar wind
and cosmic rays....

(11:47) Sat, 24 Sep 16

Rohan786

Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Amitabh Bhattacharya
Label: Sony Music
Singers: Amit Mishra, Shilpa Rao

Bulleya

Meri rooh ka parinda phadphadaye
Lekin sukoon ka jazeera mil na paaye
Ve ki karaan..
Ve ki karaan..
The bird of my soul is flapping its wings(flying)
But it is not able to find the island of peace
What to do? What to do?
Ik baar ko tajalli toh dikha de
Jhoothi sahi magar tasalli to dila de
Ve ki karaan..
Ve ki karaan..
Give me a sighting/glimpse of Yours just once
Give me solace/satisfaction, even if it’s a false
one
What to do? What to do?
Raanjhan de yaar Bulleya
Sunle pukaar Bulleya
Tu hi toh yaar Bulleya
Murshid mera, murshid mera
Tera mukaam kamle
Sarhad ke paar Bulleya
Parvardigar Bulleya
Haafiz tera, murshid mera (x2)
O friend of Raanjha(lover)! Listen to my call, O
Bulleh Shah!
(Referring to Heer-Raanjha, a famous romantic
couple in Indian History, similar to Romeo-
Juliet)
You’re my only friend, O Bulleh Shah! You’re my
guide/teacher
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond/across
the border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s
(God’s) my guide
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond the
border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s my
guide
Main Kabul se lipti titli ki tarah muhajir hoon
Ek pal ko thehru, pal mein udd jaaun
Ve main tan hoon pagdandi labhdi ae jo raah
jannat di
Tu mude jahan main saath mud jaaun
I’m a refugee like a butterfly from Kabul(Capital
city of Afghanistan)
I stop for just a moment and the next moment I
fly off
I’m like a narrow lane that is searching for the
path to heaven
Wherever You’ll turn, I’ll turn in the same
direction
Tere kaarvan mein shamil hona chahun
Kamiya taraash ke main qaabil hona chahun
Ve ki karaan..
Ve ki karaan..
I want to be a part of Your Convoy
Removing my flaws/shortcomings, I want to
become a better person
What to do? What to do?
Raanjhan de yaar Bulleya
Sunle pukaar Bulleya
Tu hi toh yaar Bulleya
Murshid mera, murshid mera
Tera mukaam kamle
Sarhad ke paar Bulleya
Parvardigar Bulleya
Haafiz tera, murshid mera (x2)
O friend of Raanjha(lover)! Listen to my call, O
Bulleh Shah!
(Referring to Heer-Raanjha, a famous romantic
couple in Indian History, similar to Romeo-
Juliet)
You’re my only friend, O Bulleh Shah! You’re my
guide/teacher
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond/across
the border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s
(God’s) my guide
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond the
border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s my
guide
Raanjhana Ve… Raanjhana Ve…
O Raanjha! O Raanjha!
Jis din se aashna se do ajnabi huve hain
Tanhaiyon ke lamhe sab multabi huve hain
Kyun aaj main mohabbat
Phir ek baar karna chahun
Haan…
Since we’ve become strangers to one-another
from being beloveds
Moments of loneliness have crept into our lives
I don’t know why I want to fall in love once
again today
Ye dil toh dhoondhta hai inkaar ke bahane
Lekin ye jism koi pabandiyan na maane
Milke tujhe bagawat
Khud se hi yaar karna chahun
My heart is searching for excuses to refuse
(this)
But this body of mine is not heeding to any
prohibitions
I feel like embracing You and revolting against
my own self
Mujhme agan hai baaki aazma le
Le kar rahi hoon main khud ko tere hawale
Ve Raanjhna…
Ve Raanjhna…
There’s still some fire left inside me, come and
test it
I’m handing myself over to You
Raanjhan de yaar Bulleya
Sunle pukaar Bulleya
Tu hi toh yaar Bulleya
Murshid mera, murshid mera
Tera mukaam kamle
Sarhad ke paar Bulleya
Parvardigar Bulleya
Haafiz tera, murshid mera (x2)
O friend of Raanjha(lover)! Listen to my call, O
Bulleh Shah!
(Referring to Heer-Raanjha, a famous romantic
couple in Indian History, similar to Romeo-
Juliet)
You’re my only friend, O Bulleh Shah! You’re my
guide/teacher
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond/across
the border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s
(God’s) my guide
O crazy one! Your destination is beyond the
border
God is Your guardian, O Bulleh Shah! He’s my
guide

(01:58) Sat, 24 Sep 16

Eeprom

Gumslone
so ragnorak your not really the boss are you?.
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If Gumslones cancelled payment 2wap cease to Exist because ragnorak you yourself wouldn't allow such of you were paying it yourself which you aren't!
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Viva la Gumslones generosity

(17:43) Fri, 23 Sep 16

Eeprom

All 2wapworld staffs'' .
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RagnoC0cks away picking up ladyboys and your running his site for him .
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Your darng mugs tell him to go get Fkd.
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The situation is
verymuch..
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(17:30) Fri, 23 Sep 16

Eeprom

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(17:24) Fri, 23 Sep 16

Eeprom

(polite notw to FK FacE)because you deleted my other topic:
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You continuing i'll continue and other stuffs .
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Now back to the topic.
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[b] Which Staffs member here @2wapworld is the Biggest AR5EHOLE ?
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I've now changed my mind and decided “RAGNORAK” Is the BIGGEST AR5EHOLE staffs member here @2CrapWorld .
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But im Alone in state such because you all love him so much'
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Fk you Ragnorak you lazy fkr getting all these Knrz do your 2wap job ,no wonder the site is 100% 5HIT , 5hit staffs equals 5hit site 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT 5HIT

(17:15) Fri, 23 Sep 16

GhAyAl

13 worrying facts about Pakistan and terrorism

1. Abbottabad is a military town that is home to three Pakistan Army regiments and thousands of military personnel and that is dotted with military buildings. The land mostly is owned by the Pakistan Army and retired army officers.

2. The house Osama lived in was 800 yards from the gate of the Kakul Military Academy, an army run institution where top officers train. The compound, which is worth *1 million, was surrounded by 12 to 18 feet high walls topped with barbed wire.

3. The map of the regions shows sections of nearby land marked as restricted area, indicating that it was under military control.

4. The compound is eight times larger than any other building in the area making it very high profile. The security detail and gunners on the roof should have raised red flags.

5. According to Gulf News, the compound where Bin Laden was killed was once used as a safe house by the Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI).

6. According to Wikileaks, American diplomats were told that one of the key reasons why they had failed to find Bin Laden was that Pakistans security services tipped (him) off whenever US troops approached.

7. The United States (US) has given *10 billion to Pakistan to assist in the War on Terror.

8. Pakistan claims to be the leading player in the War on Terror but at the time it has not declared al Qaeda a terrorist organization yet.

9. Some high profile criminals/terrorists residing and/or allegedly spotted in Pakistan:

Maulana Masood Azhar
Hafiz Saeed
Akram Lahori
Tiger Memon
Dawood Ibrahim
Quetta Shura
Illyas Kashmiri
10. As social activist Syed Ali Abbas Zaidi puts it:

The compound in which Osama Bin Laden was staying was built in 2005, how many times Kayani, Pasha Gillani came within 01 km visiting PMA.

Pakistan has the sixth largest army in the world. Its annual military budget is approximately *10 billion and yet it claims that it failed to identify the compound (highly restricted area) hosting the most wanted fugitive.

11. Terrorism cost Pakistan more than *43 billion between 2001 and 2010 and 35,000 Pakistanis lives.

12. While the whole world (including the Zionists, Hilary Clinton, Tajikistan and me) claimed that Osama was in Pakistan, conspiracy theorists like Hamid Gul, jingoistic Zaid Hamid, the unbearable Mehar Bokhari etcetera, dismissed the allegations as propaganda against Islam.

13. Pakistans foreign debt is estimated to be *55 billion and it is expected to pay nearly *3 billion in repayments this year to avoid default. At this time, Pakistans father (China) and grandfather (Saudia Arabia) have abruptly refused to grant any loans. In this predicament, America is once again leading the campaign to accumulate aid for Pakistan by influencing nations such as Japan and France.

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(12:30) Fri, 23 Sep 16

Barbiecute

Badhai ho....badhai ho.....badhai ho

Sab log mithai khao aur aage chalte jao smiley

Jo swaal kare usko loose motions lg jaye aur Jo na kare use dast lg jaye smiley

(19:39) Thu, 22 Sep 16

Eeprom

Yarr 2wapworld is very dirty since ragnorak went away on another sex holiday with his mum (i mean his mun took him on holiday .....! And the sex part is ragnoraks Own private venture into the unknown) dirty f.k.r eh?im wondering if she knows what he's get upto when asks for *50 for an ice-creamAnd just where does Mr Whippy put the flake?

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So vince AKA is desperately needed to be 2wap janitor, he needs his official status updated to "2wap janitor" perhaps in day glo colours

(18:12) Thu, 22 Sep 16

Samuel099

Wife: Darling give me your phone

Husband: Ok wait a second
Delete videos
Delete music and pictures
Format memory card
uninstall all social networks
Reset phone
Delete.................
Delete...............
Delete.............
Delete...........
Husband: There you go my love I've got nothing to hide

Wife: Thank you.....just wanted to check the time......

Husband: O.M.G.......W.T.F....;(:o

(14:13) Thu, 22 Sep 16

Eeprom

all the other admins are admins because RagnoC0ck likes them, no other reasons he sacked the one's he didn't like because he can!.
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He can shag members sideways aswell if he desires.
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Jacki is very Norty lady bit
But i can vouch for her and say she's alright, way better than "most" admins but not some the moist ones smiley

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Now Ragnoraks stop Fu.cking around make jacki your admin or make me admin instead smiley

(18:31) Wed, 21 Sep 16