1. Your shoes are the first thing, people
subconciously notice about you. Wear
nice shoes.

2. If you sit more than 11 hours a day there
is 50% chance, you'll die within next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who
exactly look like you.
But there's a 9% chance that you'll meet them
in your life time.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain
and keeps you spine stronger.

5. If any part of your body "falls asleep", you
can almost always "wake it up" by shaking
your head.

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In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry..

Life can give us lots of beautiful persons,

But

only 1 person is enough for a beautiful life.

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

Once upon a time, a
perfect man and a
perfect woman met.
After a perfect
courtship, they had a
perfect wedding. Their
life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this
perfect couple was
driving their perfect car
along a winding road,
when they noticed
someone at the side of
the road in distress.
Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to
help.
There stood Santa Claus
with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children
on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa
and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they
were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the
driving conditions
deteriorated and the
perfect couple; and
Santa Claus had an
accident. Only one of
them survived the
accident.
Question: Who was the
survivor?
Answer:
The perfect woman
survived. She's the only
one who really existed
in the first place.
Everyone knows there
is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing
as a perfect man.
**** Women stop
reading here, that is the
end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect
man and no Santa
Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This
explains why there was
a car accident.
By the way, if you're a
woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates
another point: Women
never listen

7 Fact's About Bill Gates
1. Bill Gates earns *250 every
SECOND, that's about *20 milliona
DAY and *7.8 billion a YEAR!
2. If he drops a thousand dollars, he
won't even bother to pick it up
because in the 4 seconds it takes to
pick it up, he would have already
earned it back.
3. U.S's national debt is about *
5.62 trillion. If Bill Gates wants to
pay the debt by himself; he will
finish it in less then 10 years.
4. He can donate *15 to everyone on
earth and still be left with *5
million for his pocket money.
5. Michael Jordan is the highest
paid athlete in the U.S. If he
doesn't drink and eat, and keep his
annual income at *30 million,
he'll have to wait for 277 years to
become as rich as Bill Gates is
today.
6. If Bill Gates were a country, he
will be the 37th richest country on
earth.
7. If you change all of Bill Gate's
money to *1 bills, you can make a
road from earth to moon 14 times
back and forth. But you will have to
make that road non-stop for 1400
years, and use a total of 713 BOEING
747 planes to transport all the
money.