Crazy little johnny by Milisha 2019/10/03 15:00
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet said little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he dose his chores. Well he's a little peeed off, so he goes to feed the chicken, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. How come I didn't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? He asks.
Well, his mother says I saw u kick a chicken, so u don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so u don't any bacon for a week either. I also saw u kick the cow, so for a week u aren't getting any milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kick the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says: Are you going to tell him, or should I? -lol-
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet said little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he dose his chores. Well he's a little peeed off, so he goes to feed the chicken, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. How come I didn't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? He asks.
Well, his mother says I saw u kick a chicken, so u don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so u don't any bacon for a week either. I also saw u kick the cow, so for a week u aren't getting any milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kick the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says: Are you going to tell him, or should I? -lol-
Mmmm I fgot what to tell him mili
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