Bedroom " smells " by str.jvd 2017/05/11 10:36
How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits...
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After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils....
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After 15 years....
Zandu Balm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
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After 40 years....
Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband:
Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
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How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits...
�������������
After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils....
�������������
After 15 years....
Zandu Balm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
�������������
After 40 years....
Agarbatti...
�������������
Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other
�������������
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
�������������
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
�������������
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband:
Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
�������������
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
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