I can't recognised you by Samuel099 2016/02/09 22:56
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?â€
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.â€
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair colour
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?â€
(You’ll love this)
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God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!â€
source : facebook
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?â€
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.â€
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair colour
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?â€
(You’ll love this)
.
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
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God replied:
“I couldn’t recognize you!â€
source : facebook
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