Eeprom: I Cannot Get over it!
Gertrude left me for a man with GIGANTIC willy
people's with gigantic willys
Haven't
Didn't
Gertrude goes to disco dance emo118# gets

Meets man with GIGANTIC willy , throws away luvvy dovey
luvvy dovey cry's self to sleep each night, and promise pray to god for a GIGANTIC willy if tieing lead pipe to tiny winky fails
Hahahaha