*Hello* by jaQui 2016/01/09 16:50
Hello? "
" Hi honey . This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
" No Daddy . She's upstairs in the
bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says , "But honey, you haven't
got an Uncle Paul."
" Oh yes I do , and he's upstairs in the
room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just
pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl
comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped
over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!â€
“What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no
clothes on, too. He was all scared and
he
jumped out of the back window and
into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean
it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I
think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is
this 486-5731?"
“No, this is 486-5713.....â€
“sorry love, wrong number - tell them
it wasn't Daddy (but a stranger!!!!
-haha3-
Hello? "
" Hi honey . This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
" No Daddy . She's upstairs in the
bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause,
Daddy says , "But honey, you haven't
got an Uncle Paul."
" Oh yes I do , and he's upstairs in the
room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause.
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just
pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl
comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped
over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!!â€
“What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no
clothes on, too. He was all scared and
he
jumped out of the back window and
into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean
it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I
think he's dead."
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is
this 486-5731?"
“No, this is 486-5713.....â€
“sorry love, wrong number - tell them
it wasn't Daddy (but a stranger!!!!
-haha3-
jaQui 2016/01/09 16:58
Both dead coz of wrong No.hehe.
Quote: shane_stark: That's too good swty...-hahaha-
Both dead coz of wrong No.hehe.
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