A little boy and his friends!!! by _ShAnE_StArK_ 2015/12/18 15:50
“ A little boy and his friends are
being called bastards and
bitches by bullies at school. The
boy goes home and asks, "Dad,
what are bastards and
bitches?" And his dad replies,
"Bitches are ladies and bastards
are gentlemen." Then the boy
goes upstairs to see his mom.
As he enters the room, he
accidentally drops a perfume
bottle, and his mom says,
"shxt!" "Mom, what is shxt?" and
she says, "Perfume." So he goes
to see his dad (who is carving a
chicken), and his dad cuts
himself and yells, "feck!" The
boy asks, "Dad, what does feck
mean?" and dad says
"preparing." Then he follows
his dad upstairs. A few minutes
later his mom and dad are
about to have sex when his dad
says, "Where are the condoms?"
The little boy asks, "What are
condoms?" and his father says,
"Condoms are coats and
jackets." The following night his
father invites over some
important business clients. The
boy opens the door for them
and says, "Hello! Please come
in, Bastards and bitches. Hang
your condoms up here, my
mom is upstairs rubbing shxt on
her face and my dad is
downstairs fecking the chicken....-hahaha-
“ A little boy and his friends are
being called bastards and
bitches by bullies at school. The
boy goes home and asks, "Dad,
what are bastards and
bitches?" And his dad replies,
"Bitches are ladies and bastards
are gentlemen." Then the boy
goes upstairs to see his mom.
As he enters the room, he
accidentally drops a perfume
bottle, and his mom says,
"shxt!" "Mom, what is shxt?" and
she says, "Perfume." So he goes
to see his dad (who is carving a
chicken), and his dad cuts
himself and yells, "feck!" The
boy asks, "Dad, what does feck
mean?" and dad says
"preparing." Then he follows
his dad upstairs. A few minutes
later his mom and dad are
about to have sex when his dad
says, "Where are the condoms?"
The little boy asks, "What are
condoms?" and his father says,
"Condoms are coats and
jackets." The following night his
father invites over some
important business clients. The
boy opens the door for them
and says, "Hello! Please come
in, Bastards and bitches. Hang
your condoms up here, my
mom is upstairs rubbing shxt on
her face and my dad is
downstairs fecking the chicken....-hahaha-
very sharp kid"
...
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