SkY2k 2015/11/17 14:50
The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"And his lovely wife replies, "I don't any idea who it was.It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."...
The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"And his lovely wife replies, "I don't any idea who it was.It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."...
SkY2k 2015/11/17 14:57
Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours teaching her how to use it, she was sure she knew everything there was to know about computers. Unfortunately though, one day she couldn’t get it to start so she promptly called an IT guy to come over and take a look at it. The IT guy managed to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Becky was proud when she overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue, she was sure it meant it was a serious issue and she was sure she took care of it the right way. “Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,†asked Becky to the man on his way out. “I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an Id ten T problem? Just so I can tell my son.†The man smiled, took out a pen, “it stands for this: I-D -1-0-Tâ€...
Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours teaching her how to use it, she was sure she knew everything there was to know about computers. Unfortunately though, one day she couldn’t get it to start so she promptly called an IT guy to come over and take a look at it. The IT guy managed to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Becky was proud when she overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue, she was sure it meant it was a serious issue and she was sure she took care of it the right way. “Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,†asked Becky to the man on his way out. “I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an Id ten T problem? Just so I can tell my son.†The man smiled, took out a pen, “it stands for this: I-D -1-0-Tâ€...
SkY2k 2015/11/17 15:02
Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it over to his uncle. His uncle, knowing that Benny’s father manufactured apple juice, and seeing a wet spot on the bottom corner of the box, decided to have some fun with Benny by trying to guess what was in the box. “Hmm†said Uncle Sam, dipping his finger on the wet spot and taking a quick taste, “I’m going to guess it’s a case of apple juice.†“No†said Benny jumping up and down clearly enjoying the game. “Not apple juice?†Said Uncle Sam clearly surprised. After another quick taste and a brief pause he guessed again “is it apple cider?†“No,†said Benny practically squealing in excitement “IT’S A PUPPY!â€...
Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it over to his uncle. His uncle, knowing that Benny’s father manufactured apple juice, and seeing a wet spot on the bottom corner of the box, decided to have some fun with Benny by trying to guess what was in the box. “Hmm†said Uncle Sam, dipping his finger on the wet spot and taking a quick taste, “I’m going to guess it’s a case of apple juice.†“No†said Benny jumping up and down clearly enjoying the game. “Not apple juice?†Said Uncle Sam clearly surprised. After another quick taste and a brief pause he guessed again “is it apple cider?†“No,†said Benny practically squealing in excitement “IT’S A PUPPY!â€...
SkY2k 2015/11/17 15:04
Rosanne a beautiful young foreigner walked into a small clothing store in the mall with her english speaking fiance. “Excuse me,†said her fiance with just a touch of an accent, “would it be ok with you if my Fiancee tried on the dress in the window?†“Listen†said the owner after just a brief pause, “business has been slow here for a while now, if you’re fine with her changing in the window, let her go on ahead, maybe it will bring in a few customers.â€...
Rosanne a beautiful young foreigner walked into a small clothing store in the mall with her english speaking fiance. “Excuse me,†said her fiance with just a touch of an accent, “would it be ok with you if my Fiancee tried on the dress in the window?†“Listen†said the owner after just a brief pause, “business has been slow here for a while now, if you’re fine with her changing in the window, let her go on ahead, maybe it will bring in a few customers.â€...
SkY2k 2015/11/17 15:06
Mary and Dave got along pretty well. But there was one thing that drove Mary absolutely crazy, and that was no matter how many times she told Dave how important it was to her that he come on time for dinner, he never did. It was after one such spat that he got down on his knees and said “Mary, I promise I am turning over a new leaf. From now on I will be on time for dinner!†Well, the next day, promptly at 5 o’clock, Dave locked up his shop and headed out the door to his car. When suddenly out of nowhere a car pulled up next to his parked car and hit Dave. Dave was rushed to the hospital. Luckily they let him out after 3 hours and he walked in the door to his house at 8 o’clock. Mary was livid! “Wait I can explain†pleaded Dave, “I got run over by a car!†“REALLY!?,†screamed Mary, “IT TAKE 3 HOURS TO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR?"...
Mary and Dave got along pretty well. But there was one thing that drove Mary absolutely crazy, and that was no matter how many times she told Dave how important it was to her that he come on time for dinner, he never did. It was after one such spat that he got down on his knees and said “Mary, I promise I am turning over a new leaf. From now on I will be on time for dinner!†Well, the next day, promptly at 5 o’clock, Dave locked up his shop and headed out the door to his car. When suddenly out of nowhere a car pulled up next to his parked car and hit Dave. Dave was rushed to the hospital. Luckily they let him out after 3 hours and he walked in the door to his house at 8 o’clock. Mary was livid! “Wait I can explain†pleaded Dave, “I got run over by a car!†“REALLY!?,†screamed Mary, “IT TAKE 3 HOURS TO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR?"...
SkY2k 2015/11/17 15:11
A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?â€, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?†“Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,†he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?â€...
A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?â€, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?†“Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,†he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?â€...
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