Johnny come of age by ____THe.bosS2015/11/07 08:40 At school they were teaching how everything was created, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adams ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said "Johnny whats the matter ?" Little Johnny responded "I have a pain in my side, i think i'm going to have a wife" -gap-