Cattle Show by ____THe.bosS 2015/11/06 14:55
A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull, and his sign stated "This bull mated 50 Times last year" The wife turns to her husband and says "He mated 50 times a year, you can learn from him" They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated "This bull mated 65 times last year" The wife turns to her husband and says "This one mated 65 times last last year. Thats over five times a month. You can learn from this one also" They proceed to the last bull and his sign said "This bull mated 365 times last year" The wife's mouth drop open and saays "WOWW ! he mated 365 times last year. Thats ONCE A DAY !! -huh- You can really learn from this one" The man turns to his wife and says " Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow" :D
A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull, and his sign stated "This bull mated 50 Times last year" The wife turns to her husband and says "He mated 50 times a year, you can learn from him" They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated "This bull mated 65 times last year" The wife turns to her husband and says "This one mated 65 times last last year. Thats over five times a month. You can learn from this one also" They proceed to the last bull and his sign said "This bull mated 365 times last year" The wife's mouth drop open and saays "WOWW ! he mated 365 times last year. Thats ONCE A DAY !! -huh- You can really learn from this one" The man turns to his wife and says " Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow" :D
good joke
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