baby birth ?? by zugzwang 2015/09/20 15:01
''Papa mai kese paida hua?''
''Beta mai aur teri mom pahli bar YAHOO CHAT ROOM me mile the.fir humne ek CYBER CAFE me mulakaat ki thi. teri mom k SOFTWARE ko dekhkr mere HARDWARE ko pyar ho gya. fir hum ek kmre me ghus gye..kyunki hmara CPU grm ho gya tha. tumhari mom mere PEN DRIVE se DOWNLOAD krwane ko razi ho gyi thi. pr jese hi mai UPLOAD krne lga k mujhe ahsaas hua ki na hi hum logo ne ANTI-VIRUS ka estemaal kiya he na hii FIREWALL ka..ab to etni der ho chuki thi ki DELETE ya ESCAPE button ka use b krna mumkin nhi tha.
6 week baad teri mom ne mujhe btaya ki uska OPERATING SYSTEM kisi SELF EXTRATING FILE k chalte UNOTHORISED PROGRAMM ACTIVITY show kr rha he.
jis vejah se uska SYSTEM SLOW ho gya tha. vh SELF EXTACTING FILE teri mom k BIOS me load thi.
9 mahine baad ek POP-UP deekhai diya jisme likha tha 'You have got MAIL (male) !'
''Papa mai kese paida hua?''
''Beta mai aur teri mom pahli bar YAHOO CHAT ROOM me mile the.fir humne ek CYBER CAFE me mulakaat ki thi. teri mom k SOFTWARE ko dekhkr mere HARDWARE ko pyar ho gya. fir hum ek kmre me ghus gye..kyunki hmara CPU grm ho gya tha. tumhari mom mere PEN DRIVE se DOWNLOAD krwane ko razi ho gyi thi. pr jese hi mai UPLOAD krne lga k mujhe ahsaas hua ki na hi hum logo ne ANTI-VIRUS ka estemaal kiya he na hii FIREWALL ka..ab to etni der ho chuki thi ki DELETE ya ESCAPE button ka use b krna mumkin nhi tha.
6 week baad teri mom ne mujhe btaya ki uska OPERATING SYSTEM kisi SELF EXTRATING FILE k chalte UNOTHORISED PROGRAMM ACTIVITY show kr rha he.
jis vejah se uska SYSTEM SLOW ho gya tha. vh SELF EXTACTING FILE teri mom k BIOS me load thi.
9 mahine baad ek POP-UP deekhai diya jisme likha tha 'You have got MAIL (male) !'
zugzwang 2015/09/20 17:59
Quote: princess_Soniya: Nyc one
headache theek krne ki tablet bnata rehta hu mai. hehe
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