laugh a lot 2

laugh a lot 2 by MegaBoltz 2015/08/31 22:25
Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in
the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, Im picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start
pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor going to your
office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, Im waiting for my office to come down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and
ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: Im here to
pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are
you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. 8. You went to a
restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''
Ans: No. Im here to eat on the
floor.
9. Are you reading this post? Ans:.....?