Old Grannies... by _ShAnE_StArK_ 2015/06/14 03:52
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a
bench outside a nursing home when an old
Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
The old man said, There is no way you can
guess it, you old fools.
One of the Old Grandmas said,Sure we can!
Just drop your pants and under shorts and we
can tell your exact age.
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove
they couldnt do it, he dropped His drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a
couple of times and to jump up and down several
times.
Then they all piped up and said, Youre 87 Years
old!
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent Asked, How in the world
did you guess?
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to
ear, the three Old ladies happily yelled in
unison
We were at your birthday party yesterday!-hahaha-
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a
bench outside a nursing home when an old
Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
The old man said, There is no way you can
guess it, you old fools.
One of the Old Grandmas said,Sure we can!
Just drop your pants and under shorts and we
can tell your exact age.
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove
they couldnt do it, he dropped His drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a
couple of times and to jump up and down several
times.
Then they all piped up and said, Youre 87 Years
old!
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent Asked, How in the world
did you guess?
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to
ear, the three Old ladies happily yelled in
unison
We were at your birthday party yesterday!-hahaha-
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