For Guys-28 Secrets Abt Girls
_dreamprince_ 2015/05/14 17:24
_dreamprince_ 2015/05/14 17:24
1. Even if we hate another girl's
guts with the fiery passion of a
thousand menstruating uteruses,
even if that girl is our sworn
mortal enemy, if she asks us for a
tampon and we have an extra,
we give her one.
2. We always warn the next girl if
she is about to walk into a stall
with no toilet paper.
Furthermore, we always provide
TP under the stall door should a
girl find herself in the
unfortunate situation.
3. If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has
lukewarm feelings for you,
because it will give her the
chance to get to know you better
and get to like you even more.
4. When a guy says something
really sentimental, girls will
remember it forever.
6. We want you to beware of every
male relative and all guy friends.
All of them would kick your ass at
the drop of a hat, and a lot of
them wouldn't even wait for the
damn hat. We just don't want
you to be too obvious.
#7
Even if you think it is cool to
burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
#8
Before asking a girl if "she's sick"
make sure she didn't just decide
to not wear makeup that day.
#10
Girl code: Bat in the cave. Me and
all my sisters do this. Code for
you've got a giant snot in your
nose that has got to be
addressed.
#11
Pregnant friends will always look
like they "aren't even pregnant"
until month 7. Then she looks.
"So cute with a little belly". I
learned this by being pregnant
and running into old female
friends constantly. They all said
the EXACT same words like it was
scripted.
#12
Girls talk about everything with
their girl friends. So unless you
tell us not to tell them about
something, they WILL know
about it within 3 days. And if you
are the girl's boyfriend, that
means, you're possibly 90% of
their conversation.
#13
Almost every girl has ONE
nickname that they just love to
be called. But "Babe" and
"Princess" will not work for every
woman. Be careful what you call
a lady.
#15
Girls love it when a guy pulls
them close by the waist.
#16
When a girl cooks for you, you
know you mean a lot to her.
#17
Most girls enjoy being paraded
around once in awhile in front of
your friends. We enjoy having
you show us off to your friends,
kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot
girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?"
But we don't enjoy being
nothing but a trophy girl.
#18
The inconspicuous "pull up your
shirt" motion when our bras is
exposed. Also, boob compliments
from other girls are never weird.
#19
If a girl asks us to do a period
stain check, we lag back and
check her behind for stains. No
exceptions.
#20
When a girl is crying, she feels a
lot safer if you pull her close and
tell her that everything is going
to be all right. And more likely
than not, it will endear them to
you more than anything else.
#21
[Written by a guy] I had this
explained to me before. I was
waiting in line with this girl to go
into a bar. There was a girl in
front of me and her bra tag was
sticking out of her dress. The girl
I was with politely, without
asking permission, tucked it back
in for her. The girl turned around
and said thanks so nonchalantly.
I asked my friend if she knew
her. She said no, but we gotta
keep the ladies looking good. I
was blown away. Guys don't do
things like that.
#22
If our friend is on a first date, we
call an hour in with an
"emergency" so she can bail if
she needs to.
#24
A kiss on the hand with the right
timing can be a REAL TURN-ON!
#25
Whatever you do, don't just
show up at our house
unexpected or at least without
ringing the door bell...we run
around in our underwear just
like you do. And no matter how
much you would like to see that,
we will likely never talk to you
again.
#26
Ask us for advice. We love giving
advice.
#27
When a girl is upset and wants
you to listen, she wants you to
listen. She doesn't need you to fix
it or tell her how to. She just
wants you to listen.
Girl code. It's a real, really
important thing.
guts with the fiery passion of a
thousand menstruating uteruses,
even if that girl is our sworn
mortal enemy, if she asks us for a
tampon and we have an extra,
we give her one.
2. We always warn the next girl if
she is about to walk into a stall
with no toilet paper.
Furthermore, we always provide
TP under the stall door should a
girl find herself in the
unfortunate situation.
3. If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has
lukewarm feelings for you,
because it will give her the
chance to get to know you better
and get to like you even more.
4. When a guy says something
really sentimental, girls will
remember it forever.
6. We want you to beware of every
male relative and all guy friends.
All of them would kick your ass at
the drop of a hat, and a lot of
them wouldn't even wait for the
damn hat. We just don't want
you to be too obvious.
#7
Even if you think it is cool to
burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
#8
Before asking a girl if "she's sick"
make sure she didn't just decide
to not wear makeup that day.
#10
Girl code: Bat in the cave. Me and
all my sisters do this. Code for
you've got a giant snot in your
nose that has got to be
addressed.
#11
Pregnant friends will always look
like they "aren't even pregnant"
until month 7. Then she looks.
"So cute with a little belly". I
learned this by being pregnant
and running into old female
friends constantly. They all said
the EXACT same words like it was
scripted.
#12
Girls talk about everything with
their girl friends. So unless you
tell us not to tell them about
something, they WILL know
about it within 3 days. And if you
are the girl's boyfriend, that
means, you're possibly 90% of
their conversation.
#13
Almost every girl has ONE
nickname that they just love to
be called. But "Babe" and
"Princess" will not work for every
woman. Be careful what you call
a lady.
#15
Girls love it when a guy pulls
them close by the waist.
#16
When a girl cooks for you, you
know you mean a lot to her.
#17
Most girls enjoy being paraded
around once in awhile in front of
your friends. We enjoy having
you show us off to your friends,
kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot
girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?"
But we don't enjoy being
nothing but a trophy girl.
#18
The inconspicuous "pull up your
shirt" motion when our bras is
exposed. Also, boob compliments
from other girls are never weird.
#19
If a girl asks us to do a period
stain check, we lag back and
check her behind for stains. No
exceptions.
#20
When a girl is crying, she feels a
lot safer if you pull her close and
tell her that everything is going
to be all right. And more likely
than not, it will endear them to
you more than anything else.
#21
[Written by a guy] I had this
explained to me before. I was
waiting in line with this girl to go
into a bar. There was a girl in
front of me and her bra tag was
sticking out of her dress. The girl
I was with politely, without
asking permission, tucked it back
in for her. The girl turned around
and said thanks so nonchalantly.
I asked my friend if she knew
her. She said no, but we gotta
keep the ladies looking good. I
was blown away. Guys don't do
things like that.
#22
If our friend is on a first date, we
call an hour in with an
"emergency" so she can bail if
she needs to.
#24
A kiss on the hand with the right
timing can be a REAL TURN-ON!
#25
Whatever you do, don't just
show up at our house
unexpected or at least without
ringing the door bell...we run
around in our underwear just
like you do. And no matter how
much you would like to see that,
we will likely never talk to you
again.
#26
Ask us for advice. We love giving
advice.
#27
When a girl is upset and wants
you to listen, she wants you to
listen. She doesn't need you to fix
it or tell her how to. She just
wants you to listen.
Girl code. It's a real, really
important thing.
Boet 2015/05/15 01:52
All i know is; girls are secretive in themselves! For any guy to try and analize that fact, is route to utmost frustration, and eventual insanity
All i know is; girls are secretive in themselves! For any guy to try and analize that fact, is route to utmost frustration, and eventual insanity
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