*bra size -lol-*

*bra size -lol-* by jaQui 2015/04/26 13:11
Oh my Gosh I couldn't stop
Laughing! share this with someone
who needs a good laugh, too! lol
WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies
department and shyly walked up
to
the woman behind the counter and
said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's
more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and
material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this
variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the
types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation
Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man
asked about the differences
between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all
really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the
masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the
fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them
staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains
out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B,
C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the
letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters
stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate
it!
oh They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
Hahahaha! -haha3-