*Exhaust Pipe* by jaQui 2015/03/20 08:10
The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad
there is something that my
boyfriend said to me, that I didn't
understand."
"He said that I have a beautiful
chassis, lovely airbags and a
fantastic bumper."
Her Dad said, "You tell your
boyfriend that if he opens your
bonnet and tries to check your oil
with his dipstick"
"I will tighten his nuts so hard
that his headlights will pop out
and he will start leaking out of his
exhaust pipe." -haha3-
The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad
there is something that my
boyfriend said to me, that I didn't
understand."
"He said that I have a beautiful
chassis, lovely airbags and a
fantastic bumper."
Her Dad said, "You tell your
boyfriend that if he opens your
bonnet and tries to check your oil
with his dipstick"
"I will tighten his nuts so hard
that his headlights will pop out
and he will start leaking out of his
exhaust pipe." -haha3-
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