Fatwa: Female coworkers should Breastfeed males by TheOne 2015/02/15 19:26
The Fatwa: Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the WorkplaceIn May 2007, Ezzat Attiya wondered how unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together. His answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime. Attiya’s ruling was intergalactically mocked, and quickly condemned on the homefront as well. He was later suspended from his job, pilloried in Arab newspapers, and issued a hasty retraction saying it was a “bad interpretation of a particular case.â€
Source: “A Fatwa Free-for-All In the Islamic Worldâ€, New York Times, Michael Slackman, Monday, June 11, 2007.
The Fatwa: Ezzat Attiya: Adult Breastfeeding in the WorkplaceIn May 2007, Ezzat Attiya wondered how unrelated men and women could work together in the same office, when Islam forbids men and women who aren’t married or related to be alone together. His answer: let her suckle him FIVE TIMES. Yes, that’s right, an adult female breastfeeding an adult male coworker will defuse all sexual tension in the office. See, the female worker will now be the male worker’s foster mother, and they can be alone together anytime. Attiya’s ruling was intergalactically mocked, and quickly condemned on the homefront as well. He was later suspended from his job, pilloried in Arab newspapers, and issued a hasty retraction saying it was a “bad interpretation of a particular case.â€
Source: “A Fatwa Free-for-All In the Islamic Worldâ€, New York Times, Michael Slackman, Monday, June 11, 2007.
Xiao Zen 2015/02/18 10:34
"grand mufti of saudi arab, Greatest priest of Islam"? If you had more sense you would hide your ignorance not wear it so proudly -sigh- I do not know why I even bother, it is casting pearls before swine ...
"grand mufti of saudi arab, Greatest priest of Islam"? If you had more sense you would hide your ignorance not wear it so proudly -sigh- I do not know why I even bother, it is casting pearls before swine ...
ladyme 2015/03/18 16:23
What??? I can't stop laughing. He should be first on the queue. Boobs grand master
What??? I can't stop laughing. He should be first on the queue. Boobs grand master
zugzwang 2019/04/27 07:59
THER R MANY COMEDIC FATWA'S IBY ISLAMIC MOLVIS... HERE IS ONE MOTRE.''' MUSLIM WOMENS SHUD NOT EAT CUCuMBER OR BANANA , AS IT LOOKS LIKE PENIS.''
THER R MANY COMEDIC FATWA'S IBY ISLAMIC MOLVIS... HERE IS ONE MOTRE.''' MUSLIM WOMENS SHUD NOT EAT CUCuMBER OR BANANA , AS IT LOOKS LIKE PENIS.''
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