Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at by Durand 2015/01/27 21:39
Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular
at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop
wasting my time? What's your personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!