this is really funny by Durand 2015/01/14 11:52
PRESENTER: What can we do for u?
CALLER:There is this lady I wanted in my life
shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved
abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would
laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best
known to her. Five months later, I was able to get
my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a
contract job I secured with a major oil company.
Now, most of the missed calls I have are hers,
barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on
what to do.
Please help me out.
PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up
your phone now; give her a call, letting her know
you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool
shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention-
catching
perfume. When its exactly 2 hours, you call her
and tell her that you'll be there
in another 2 hours.
When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive
down to her house, get down
from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door.
Once she opens the
door, with the sexiest smile you have got,
stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to
yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and
whisper
"Thunder fire you!!!"