Laugh away your sorrows by Fradsexy 2015/01/13 22:45
If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon were to be an English
Teacher? (Interesting Read)
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass
houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their
abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to
refrain
from catapulting perilous projectiles.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate,
asteroid minim.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate
with resplendence are not truly odoriferous.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of
mendicants must be interdicted.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable
of rendering any testimony.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no
moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic
conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small,
green, zoophytic
plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock
together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species
of identical plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations
of grime is contiguous to rectitude.........