rajnikanth special(updated) by haris 2014/12/14 18:25
Linga special...
RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION ...
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When Rajnikant was a student TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!!
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller
Guess why???
To IRON his CLOTHES!!!
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikants statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!!
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If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!!
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Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ...
He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!!
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One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!!
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Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky as he is PARTICIPTING in the Asian Games HIGH JUMP event!!!
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Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!!
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Rajnikant doesnt breathe AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Dont even try to guess what happened we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!!
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Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!
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Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!!
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Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!!
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In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!!
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Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!!
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Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!!
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Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!!
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If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!!
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Rajnikant can send WHATSAPP from a roadside
Linga special...
RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When Rajnikant was a student TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rajnikant purchased a road roller
Guess why???
To IRON his CLOTHES!!!
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikants statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!!
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If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!!
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Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ...
He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!!
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One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!!
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Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky as he is PARTICIPTING in the Asian Games HIGH JUMP event!!!
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Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!!
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Rajnikant doesnt breathe AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Dont even try to guess what happened we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!!
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Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!!
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Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!!
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Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!!
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In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!!
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Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!!
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Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!!
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Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!!
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If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!!
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Rajnikant can send WHATSAPP from a roadside
Dabangg 2014/12/14 20:54
People made to convert in a religion by sword, Rajnikant converted that religion into a .pig file and recycled it
People made to convert in a religion by sword, Rajnikant converted that religion into a .pig file and recycled it
#45 Fun & Comedy
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.
Comedy, jokes, quizes, word games, competitions, chat topics and more can be found here.