Boy: the principal is so dumb! Girl: do you know who i am? Boy: no... Girl: i am the principal's daughter! Boy: do you know who i am? Girl: no... Boy: good! *walks away*

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid,"said Pappu. "That's enough" said their dad."Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added santa. Pappu: I,m soory you're so stupid! meko nhi ate jokes..

One upon a time der are two hakla(stammering toungue) guys. It happened like this. The first guy is selling a banana in the market. One day another hakla came along and asked "how much is a bunch of banana? It goes this way in thier stammerring language. Buyer - " hoooww muuucch uu sssoolllsdd baaahaaahaaaa?. Seller was laughing at him and replied him back "hahaha for a baahaaahaaa uuu callll baahaahaa" He thought he was so perfect but in actual he also call banana.."baahaahaa"..

Son: Dad, our neighbor is a ba*tard. He did not believe what I told him about our peaceful religion. He refused to convert.Dad: Calm down my son, we should follow our Profitwho was the most kind man to walk the earth. We should do exactly what he would have done in this situation.*The Son then went to his neighbor and beheaded him and married his 6 year old daughter.

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey, And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll there too. Not in the case, But laughing at you.

A man suspects his wife of cheating, so he hired Chinese detective, Chen Lee. Days later, he received this report: Honorable sir,U leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee. Chen Lee.

Haha. Great. Funny jokes