The Nun by jaQui 2014/06/06 17:30
A nun, badly needing to use the
restroom, walked into a local
restaurant.
The place was hopping with music
and loud conversation and every
once
in a while 'the lights would turn
off.'
Each time the lights would go out,
the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw
the nun,the room went dead
silent.
She walked up to the bartender,
and asked,
'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I
should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the
other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun
to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came
back out, and the whole place
stopped just long enough to give
the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and
said, 'Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just
because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one
of us,' said the bartender,
'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't
understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender,
'every time someone lifts
the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"