A Letter To My Dream Girl :N&N by kris1920 2014/06/03 17:51
Dear Dream Girl,
I dont care what you look like as long as
youve got a nice voice. Every girl Ive
ever wanted to see a second time has
had a nice voice. One once had a low
thudding voice that came out of the side
of her mouth; it sounded almost like a
guys, but her face was like a dolls. One
had a boyish face and the sweetest voice
Id ever heard. Another had a faded
accent that chopped up her sentences. I
dont care if youre beautiful, but have a
uniquely beautiful voice.
One of my friends says I shouldnt be on
the lookout for other artists; Im a well-
meaning hot mess of hyper-sensitive,
creative, narcissistic neuroses. People
with creative drives tend to be like that,
blatantly or subtly, and apparently two
of those together wont usually result in
a successful relationship. But I have a
thing for people who make music and/or
pretty pictures. It would be nice to hang
out on Saturdays and youll paint while I
write. This will only work, though, if
youre good and/or excessively
passionate with your craft. And if thats
the case, odds are I will start calling you
a genius about three weeks in and laude
you with so much praise that your
productivity and also arrogance will
triple.
On Saturday nights well go to a flashy
place and/or chill place but either way
we have to meet up with our friends
because I want us to be one of those cool
couples that roll through to parties and
are well-dressed. I wont mind if youre
way more stylish than me because Im a
slob and I secretly love it when my
girlfriends brilliantly compensate for my
frazzled efforts at looking pulled
together. If you are my dream girl then
you are not one of those lesbians who
only go to lesbian things and live and
breathe lesbian life. Weve all been
through that phase but the advantage of
being girlfriends is that we can hang out
with the rest of dominant culture now
because theres no risk of missing out on
meeting the new lesbian who might be
The One.
Lets sometimes do drugs and make out
in my room where I have Christmas
lights above the bed. Or (sometimes) get
wasted in Brooklyn and then stagger
home holding hands. Lets be sloppy
because being sloppy when youre not
lonely is essentially a return to
childhood and I want to do that with
you. Lets have dinners at West Village
restaurants that have candles on the
tables and dark red walls. Lets lay on
the couch until we smell bad. Lets go to
cultural events together because
whatever the hell it means, it sounds
well-rounded.
Dear Dream Girl,
I dont care what you look like as long as
youve got a nice voice. Every girl Ive
ever wanted to see a second time has
had a nice voice. One once had a low
thudding voice that came out of the side
of her mouth; it sounded almost like a
guys, but her face was like a dolls. One
had a boyish face and the sweetest voice
Id ever heard. Another had a faded
accent that chopped up her sentences. I
dont care if youre beautiful, but have a
uniquely beautiful voice.
One of my friends says I shouldnt be on
the lookout for other artists; Im a well-
meaning hot mess of hyper-sensitive,
creative, narcissistic neuroses. People
with creative drives tend to be like that,
blatantly or subtly, and apparently two
of those together wont usually result in
a successful relationship. But I have a
thing for people who make music and/or
pretty pictures. It would be nice to hang
out on Saturdays and youll paint while I
write. This will only work, though, if
youre good and/or excessively
passionate with your craft. And if thats
the case, odds are I will start calling you
a genius about three weeks in and laude
you with so much praise that your
productivity and also arrogance will
triple.
On Saturday nights well go to a flashy
place and/or chill place but either way
we have to meet up with our friends
because I want us to be one of those cool
couples that roll through to parties and
are well-dressed. I wont mind if youre
way more stylish than me because Im a
slob and I secretly love it when my
girlfriends brilliantly compensate for my
frazzled efforts at looking pulled
together. If you are my dream girl then
you are not one of those lesbians who
only go to lesbian things and live and
breathe lesbian life. Weve all been
through that phase but the advantage of
being girlfriends is that we can hang out
with the rest of dominant culture now
because theres no risk of missing out on
meeting the new lesbian who might be
The One.
Lets sometimes do drugs and make out
in my room where I have Christmas
lights above the bed. Or (sometimes) get
wasted in Brooklyn and then stagger
home holding hands. Lets be sloppy
because being sloppy when youre not
lonely is essentially a return to
childhood and I want to do that with
you. Lets have dinners at West Village
restaurants that have candles on the
tables and dark red walls. Lets lay on
the couch until we smell bad. Lets go to
cultural events together because
whatever the hell it means, it sounds
well-rounded.
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