There are a number of perfectly reasonable
excuses to avoid doing something you don't
want to, but sometimes reason just won't cut it.
A simple "I don't feel well" didn't fool your
elementary school nurse the 80th time you used
it, so it likewise isn't going to fool your boss.
That's when you need an ironclad excuse that
no one would ever question.
But bullshxt is a powerful weapon, one not to be
used lightly. If you don't know what we mean,
consider these cautionary tales of insanity.