Selfish by kumaar 2014/05/23 04:26
mere to us waqt hos udh
gaye jab wo mujhe sms
send ki.
I Love You Jaan.
wala msg galti se ap pe
chala gaya bhai jaan.
Koi to book hoti jispe DIL
luta dete ,
Har teacher jisne dimag
khaya usey nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh k sochte
hai ki ,
1 mahina aur hota to
duniya hila dete.
1-5 yr girls love MOM,
6-15 yr girls love DAD,
16-25 yr girls love ME,
26-50 yr girls love
HUSBAND,
ab bachi 51-70yr girls
apka bhi to haq banta hai
yaar...
choti fish ne badi fish se
pucha : Mummy hum pani
mein kyo rahte hai?
jameen par kyo nhi ?
badi fish : kyoki fish pani
mai rahti hai. jameen pr to
selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi
funny msg nhi krte hai.