*DEA Agent and BuLL* by jaQui 2014/05/19 02:05
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in
Texas and talked to an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to
inspect your ranch for illegally
grown drugs." The rancher said,
"okay, but don't go into that field
over there...", as he pointed out the
location. The DEA Agent verbally
exploded and said, "look mister, I
have the authority of the federal
government with me!" Reaching
into his rear back pocket, the
arrogant officer removed his badge
and proudly displayed it to the
rancher. "See this badge?! This
badge means I can go wherever I
want... On any land! No questions
asked, no answers given! Do you
understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded,
apologized, and went about his
chores. Moments later the rancher
heard loud screams, he looked up
and saw the DEA agent running for
his life, being chased by the ranchers
big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With
every step the bull was gaining
ground on the officer, and it was
likely that he'd sure enough get
gored before he reached safety. The
officer was clearly terrified. The old
rancher threw down his tools, ran as
fast as he could to the fence, and
yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR
BADGE!"