Who is Susan? by ABHIRAJ 2014/05/06 15:39
Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to
Susan's place along the coast road
and had a sudden puncture. The car
skidded and rolled over. Only a small
tree kept me from sliding over a cliff
and falling 500 feet. I managed to
crawl out of the car only one second
before the tree snapped and the car
fell over the cliff. I am now in
hospital with a broken arm, several
broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and
severe concussion."
Wife: "Who is Susan?"
-think-
Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to
Susan's place along the coast road
and had a sudden puncture. The car
skidded and rolled over. Only a small
tree kept me from sliding over a cliff
and falling 500 feet. I managed to
crawl out of the car only one second
before the tree snapped and the car
fell over the cliff. I am now in
hospital with a broken arm, several
broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and
severe concussion."
Wife: "Who is Susan?"
-think-
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