What Are We Friends For? by Doncle 2014/04/17 10:48
What Are Friends For?
Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together.
Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."
Akpos asked, "What is it?"
Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry."
Akpos shouted, "You slept with my wife?!"
Ochuko said, "Please forgive me."
Akpos cooled down and said, "What are friends for? I forgive you."
The following week,
Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening,
Akpos said to Ochuko, "Ochuko, I have a confession to make."
Ochuko asked, "What is it?"
Akpos said, "I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that."
Ochuko, after getting angry, said, "What are friends for? I forgive you."
Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."
Akpos asked, "What is it?"
Ochuko said, "I poisoned your drink because I was angry with you. Please forgive me.
Akpos said, "So you poisoned my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I forgive you. I also have a confession to make."
Ochuko asked, "What is it?"
Akpos said, "I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please forgive me!"
What Are Friends For?
Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together.
Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."
Akpos asked, "What is it?"
Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry."
Akpos shouted, "You slept with my wife?!"
Ochuko said, "Please forgive me."
Akpos cooled down and said, "What are friends for? I forgive you."
The following week,
Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening,
Akpos said to Ochuko, "Ochuko, I have a confession to make."
Ochuko asked, "What is it?"
Akpos said, "I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that."
Ochuko, after getting angry, said, "What are friends for? I forgive you."
Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."
Akpos asked, "What is it?"
Ochuko said, "I poisoned your drink because I was angry with you. Please forgive me.
Akpos said, "So you poisoned my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I forgive you. I also have a confession to make."
Ochuko asked, "What is it?"
Akpos said, "I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please forgive me!"
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