Men Men Men.......smile. by Cleopatra123 2014/04/17 05:30
Men!!
Men!!
Men!!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!!
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??? Just throw them
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!
Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !
Men!!
Men!!
Men!!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!!
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??? Just throw them
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!
Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !
thats it. read it urself
Rohan786 2014/04/17 05:53
Math & Women are two most complicated things in d world
But math still has some Logic .lol.
Math & Women are two most complicated things in d world
But math still has some Logic .lol.
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