A busload of american by kumaar 2014/03/21 02:30
A busload of American
tourists were heading
towards Punjab on G.T.
Road when suddenly the
driver slammed on the
brakes. Lying on the road
in front was Santa with his
ear to the ground.
Passengers trooped out of
the bus and crowded
around him.
"Hey, what are you doing
down there pal?" asked
one of the tourists.
Santa slowly raised his
head and replied, "Green
Matador 25 km away
travelling at 80 km."
"Wow," exclaimed the
tourist, "You can tell us
that by listening to the
road?"
"No," croaked Santa, "I fell
off the damned thing."