I wish you were with me in my room,on my bed with the lights off,we get under the covers together so I can show you my new watch wich glows in the dark!!!

Do you take me to be your lawfull sms mate,to have and to hold,in rich quotes and jokes until poor reception,low battery and no credits do us part?

An urgent meeting is about to start in the jungle with many animals:Lions,Snakes,Tigers,but the meeting can't start because the MONKEY is reading this message!!!

This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!Now read it without the word cat!

Yesterday night I layed on my bed looking at the stars,then I wondered...Hey,where the hell is MY ROOF!?!

2 cows in a field.One cow says:"Have you heard about this mad cow disease?"The other thinks and replies"Yep!Good thing that it doesn't affect us rabbits!"

esus sayd to John:"Come forth and I'll give you eternal life!"John came fifth and won a toaster!

Did I see you yesterday at the mall with a gray jacket?No?Oh,than it was a rubbish bag after all!

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile...But the postman

When things go wrong and sadness fills your heart,when tears flow in your eyes,let me know because I want to be there for you.I'm selling TISSUES,BUY ONE,GET ONE FREE!

Heard about the guy who put together a jigsaw puzzle in 5 days?He was really proud!The box said 3-6 years!

He He nice bro