you may leave now!!!haha by i_love_u_arzu 2014/02/18 05:02
Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.