you may leave now!!!haha
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i_love_u_arzu
2014/02/18 05:02
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That’s easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday. Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned? Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/02/18 05:06
-wow- wa g WA
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LoneLy_heArt
2014/02/19 02:24
haha ..good one..
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