*Castrated* by jaQui 2014/02/16 14:53
Doc, says Steve, "I want
to be castrated."
"What on Earth for?"
"It's something I've
been thinking about
for a long time. If you
don't do it, I'll just go
to another doctor."
"OK, but it's against my
better judgment."
Steve has his operation.
The next day he walks
down the hospital
corridor very slowly,
legs apart, with his drip
stand. Heading toward
him is another patient
walking exactly the
same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,
"It looks as if you've
just had the same
operation as me."
"Yeah," says the patient,
"I finally decided I'd
like to be circumcised."
Steve's eyes widen in
horror, "Oh no! That's
the word!" -lol-