DouBles meAninG jOkes..! :p by Trax 2014/02/13 02:25
FunnY Seductive shaayari:
.
.
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka..!! .
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. .
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka..
.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka ?
.
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka..
.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulab ka..
.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se
karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab
ka.. .
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai..
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar
ka..!! :D -rofl-
Trax 2014/02/13 02:26
SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ING !
.
.
1) F***ing once a week is good for your
health, but it is harmful if
done everyday
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don't eat too much go for
more liquids
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your
valuable energy
6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol
level
.
.
..
..
.
.
.
.
So remember "FASTING" is good for your
health....
AAP KE SOCH KO 100 TOPO KI SALAMI.... -hahaha-
Trax 2014/02/13 02:28
Galz nd aunties of all ages chase him
saying:...
"AAP NE MERI TO LI HI NI"
"MERI AKELE ME LO"
.
"MERI BETI K LO"
.
"MERI KHADE KHADE LO"
"MERI ISKE SATH LO"
"MERI PLZ 3-4 BAR LO"
"ISKI BHI AKELE ME LO"
"USKI TO TUM BAAR-2 LE RHE HO"
"HUM SABKI GROUP ME LO"
"HUM SABKI 1 SATH LO"
"MERI TUMNE STAGE PE NI LI"
"MERI 1 BAR GROUP ME LO"
"MERE SATH MERI SISTER K V LO"
So be a "PHOTOGRAPHER"! /smiley
Trax 2014/02/13 02:30
Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota
kya karu?
Akshay: Fruit do
Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do
Govinda: Usko pyar do
Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!.... /smiley
Trax 2014/02/13 02:31
Ladki
1 aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
..
.
.
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card.. /smiley
aapke soch ko 100000 top ki salami
Trax 2014/02/13 02:33

Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti
hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar. deti hai
.
.
.
.
.
I m talking about Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega… /smiley
Kakaji 2014/02/13 02:33
/smiley /smiley
Trax 2014/02/13 02:33
Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?
Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us
par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna
ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!
Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe.. /smiley
KingFISHER 2014/02/13 02:36
Superb topic.
_AArYaN_ 2014/02/13 02:55
-hahaha- nice jokes yaar superb
Kayli 2014/02/13 06:20
ufff .hehe.
Kakaji 2014/02/13 09:43
Quote: Trax: Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?
Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us
par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna
ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!
Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe.. /smiley
/smiley ..

Crownstar 2014/02/13 10:30
-niceone- trax buddddy
HandsomeDon 2014/02/13 12:55
Quote: Kayli: ufff .hehe.

friend .laugh. are you know hindi .?
--BooM-ShAnKaR-- 2014/02/13 13:33
/smiley /smiley RofLmaO .lol.
saahir 2014/02/13 15:05
Trax bahot badmash ho gaya hai tu./smiley
The_Torpid 2014/02/14 08:15
Abhishek Wala Mast hai.......
. /smiley
i_love_u_arzu 2014/02/14 10:17
/smiley
amitverma 2014/02/15 00:57
Nice guidance to up coming teens...nyc
S-ALI.RAZA 2014/02/15 22:07
Bhot achi shaayari hai trax
SAFDAR 2014/02/17 11:23
Quote: Trax: Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota
kya karu?
Akshay: Fruit do
Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do
Govinda: Usko pyar do
Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!.... /smiley
ye sab se best hai
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