** smile smile ** by Swt.Raaz 2014/02/09 05:43
Today is Donald Duck's
birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending
this sms to every
cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending
this sms to you...
Roses r red violets r
blue.
Monkeys like u should
kept in a zoo Don't get
angry because u will
find me there too. Not
in a cage but laughing
at you
Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS
service properly.Ur sim
will be deactivated
soon.To avoid
this,urgently reply with
a cute SmS to the
sender.
Sndr's watng?
3 monkeys escaped
from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd
plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is
eating banana.y u r
always think u r a
monkey
I'd love to take u out 4
dinner, make u sit
beside the candle light,
shower u with roses
and utter those 3
magical words in ur ear
"PAY THE BILL
Once Upon a Time,
Something happened to
me.
It was the sweetest
thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a
dream come true
it was the day I met
you.
Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and
everything in between...
love is a fairytale come
true...
Coz I found love when I
found U.
Roses are red, violets
are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell
happened to you?
Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and
talked too,
but if you press the
wrong button you'll be
disconnected!
We will now upgrade
your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
Roses r red, violets r
blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so
are u.
But the roses r wilting,
the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head!
This sms can only be
read by someone
SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Last night I wanted to
send you a msg,
But all I could write
was,
“noh ss!w !â€.
It didn’t make mush
sense
Until I read it upside
down...
I'd love to ask how old
you are,
but unfortunately I
know you can't count
that high.
Who said English is
easy???
Fill in the blanks with
YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have
Brain.…
2.______I don’t have
Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
A physiological study
has proved that
all the fools, donkeys,
monkeys
used their thumbs to
read the messages
Don’t change your
finger know its too late.
How to keep an idiot
entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot
entertained
*press up*
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
forget but how U
forgive,
Not how U listen but
how U Understand,
Not what U see but how
U feel,
and not how U Let Go
but how U hold on!!!
WIFE : Worries Invited
For Ever
A Friendship is Sweet
when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its
TRUE
But Its Sweetest when
the friend is like U.
Doctor : A person who
cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
Today is Donald Duck's
birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending
this sms to every
cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending
this sms to you...
Roses r red violets r
blue.
Monkeys like u should
kept in a zoo Don't get
angry because u will
find me there too. Not
in a cage but laughing
at you
Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS
service properly.Ur sim
will be deactivated
soon.To avoid
this,urgently reply with
a cute SmS to the
sender.
Sndr's watng?
3 monkeys escaped
from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd
plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is
eating banana.y u r
always think u r a
monkey
I'd love to take u out 4
dinner, make u sit
beside the candle light,
shower u with roses
and utter those 3
magical words in ur ear
"PAY THE BILL
Once Upon a Time,
Something happened to
me.
It was the sweetest
thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a
dream come true
it was the day I met
you.
Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and
everything in between...
love is a fairytale come
true...
Coz I found love when I
found U.
Roses are red, violets
are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell
happened to you?
Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and
talked too,
but if you press the
wrong button you'll be
disconnected!
We will now upgrade
your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
Roses r red, violets r
blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so
are u.
But the roses r wilting,
the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head!
This sms can only be
read by someone
SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Last night I wanted to
send you a msg,
But all I could write
was,
“noh ss!w !â€.
It didn’t make mush
sense
Until I read it upside
down...
I'd love to ask how old
you are,
but unfortunately I
know you can't count
that high.
Who said English is
easy???
Fill in the blanks with
YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have
Brain.…
2.______I don’t have
Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
A physiological study
has proved that
all the fools, donkeys,
monkeys
used their thumbs to
read the messages
Don’t change your
finger know its too late.
How to keep an idiot
entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot
entertained
*press up*
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
forget but how U
forgive,
Not how U listen but
how U Understand,
Not what U see but how
U feel,
and not how U Let Go
but how U hold on!!!
WIFE : Worries Invited
For Ever
A Friendship is Sweet
when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its
TRUE
But Its Sweetest when
the friend is like U.
Doctor : A person who
cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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