Most funniest interview of Indian history by Rebellion 2014/01/30 19:44
Arnab - How are the 1984 and 2002 riots different?
RaGa - The 1984 and 2002 riots are different. They are different... because they are not same.. they are..umm..not same, Look we brought RTI, we passed lokpal, we have 6 bills in the parliament.

A - No, my question is How are the 1984 and 2002 riots different?
R -Yes, they are different. women need to be empowered, our party has taken steps. We have brought RTI and LOKPAL, we have 6 bills sitting in the parliament.

A - No, Mr Gandhi, you are still not telling me how are the 1984 and 2002 riots different?
R - We have always said they are different. We gave you the RTI. We gave you lokpal. Look we need to empower women. We need to bring youngsters in the party.

A - Don't you think you have to apologise for 1984 riots?
R - Yes, you see we gave the people of this country Lokpal. We gave you RTI, we are bringing youngsters. We are empowering women.

A- melody itni choclatey kyun hai?
R- see we need to empower women and open the system..
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Sonia: How was the interview beta?
Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math's

Rahul Gandhis interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well

Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg.

If RaGa becomes PM, the red beacon that he'll get for his vehicle will
be called LOL batti

Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he
has not been able to empower his PM in 10 years!

Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus.

You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every
answer? That's what Rahul is trying to do in every question!

The fundamental issue at hand is by the time Rahul understands the
question Arnab is on 3rd question

Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than
total women population of the country.

This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers.

Arnab: "Would you have a debate with Modi?"
Rahul: "Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!!"

Arnab: What is your name?
Rahul: Empower women.

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If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great
wall of China.

Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi
jumps into it.

and the best....

If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!

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God decided it was time to end the world, so he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world. President of USA Barrack Obama, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh.

"The world will end," God told them. "You must go and tell the people."

Obama, made a live statement on TV. "I've good news and BAD news." he said. "The good news is that we have been right, there is a God. The bad news is that he is ending the world."
The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a worldwide message. "I've bad news and WORSE news," he said. "The bad news is that we have been wrong all along - there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the world."

Third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and says, "I've good news and BETTER news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most influential people in the world. The better news is that we do not have to worry about how to stop Modi from becoming PM."