Collection of Jokes from Rohan786 by Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:01
Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1
rupya de de...
3 din se bhuki hu...
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Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh
1 rupye ka kya
karegi...??
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Lady Beggar:" weight check
krugi
kitna ghat gaya hai...
Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1
rupya de de...
3 din se bhuki hu...
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Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh
1 rupye ka kya
karegi...??
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Lady Beggar:" weight check
krugi
kitna ghat gaya hai...
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:03
Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan? TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam hua Tha
Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan? TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam hua Tha
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:09
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot
beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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Meri kabr
par girls hostel bana dena!
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot
beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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Meri kabr
par girls hostel bana dena!
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:10
A signboard outside a restaurant said :
"Eat as much as you can and let your
grandchildren pay the bill".
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he
can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed
to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my
grandchild needs to pay for this bill".
The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is
your grandfather's bill"
A signboard outside a restaurant said :
"Eat as much as you can and let your
grandchildren pay the bill".
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he
can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed
to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my
grandchild needs to pay for this bill".
The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is
your grandfather's bill"
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:11
Sharabi Road par Pada Tha, Police
man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir.. Police man
- Kya Majburi Thi?
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. Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho
Gaya Tha
Sharabi Road par Pada Tha, Police
man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir.. Police man
- Kya Majburi Thi?
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. Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho
Gaya Tha
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:11
How Bedroom Smells After MARRIAGE
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1st 3 years
Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry,
Grapes. ..
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After 3 YRS
Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby
oils
After 15YRS
ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.
After 40 YRS
Agarbatti
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How Bedroom Smells After MARRIAGE
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1st 3 years
Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry,
Grapes. ..
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After 3 YRS
Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby
oils
After 15YRS
ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.
After 40 YRS
Agarbatti
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Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:11
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates
ko letter likhta hai,
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Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal puchne
hai,
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1) Keyboard k letters sahi jagah
nahi hai, Keyboard ka sahi
version Kab Aayega??
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2) Windows me START ka Button hai, STOP ka
nahi
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3) Hum Ms-Word use karte hai,
Mr-Word kab release hoga??
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4) Keyboard me ANY KEY ka button nahi hai to
Computer ku
mangta hai??
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Aakhir me ek Zati sawal
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5) Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap WINDOWSku banate hai?
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates
ko letter likhta hai,
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Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal puchne
hai,
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1) Keyboard k letters sahi jagah
nahi hai, Keyboard ka sahi
version Kab Aayega??
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2) Windows me START ka Button hai, STOP ka
nahi
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3) Hum Ms-Word use karte hai,
Mr-Word kab release hoga??
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4) Keyboard me ANY KEY ka button nahi hai to
Computer ku
mangta hai??
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Aakhir me ek Zati sawal
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5) Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap WINDOWSku banate hai?
Rohan786 2014/01/17 13:13
Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai,
Tanha Raato Ko..
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Sirf Wo Hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki
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Kaun Se Mobile Ki Battery Achchhi Chalti
hai...
Wo Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai,
Tanha Raato Ko..
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Sirf Wo Hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki
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Kaun Se Mobile Ki Battery Achchhi Chalti
hai...
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