A little boy Akpors came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where's mom and dad?

She replied; They are up in bed.

Akpors started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play.

He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where's mom and dad?

She replied; They are still up in bed.

Akpors started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play.

He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where's mom and dad?

The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.

Akpors started laughing.

The grandmother asked; Akpors what is going on?
Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!

Akpors replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue.

One word for Akpors.