Our Policy. by Doncle 2014/01/03 20:12
AKPORS: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
AKPORS: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
AKPORS: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i cant sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day.
AKPORS: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
AKPOS: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i cant sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later.
AKPORS went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
AKPOS: Put your hand inside first. (The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: Its cold, what is it?.
AKPORS: It is my poo, i brought it as evidence because I need toilet paper.
AKPORS: I want to buy dog food.
Seller: Do you have a dog?.
AKPORS: Yes
Seller: Where is it?.
AKPORS: At home.
Seller: Sorry, i cant sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.
The Next Day.
AKPORS: Do you have cat food?.
Seller: Where is your cat?.
AKPOS: It is at home.
Seller: Sorry, i cant sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.
Two Days Later.
AKPORS went there holding a nylon bag.
Seller: What is in your bag?.
AKPOS: Put your hand inside first. (The seller puts his hand inside)
Seller: Its cold, what is it?.
AKPORS: It is my poo, i brought it as evidence because I need toilet paper.
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