Our Policy. by Doncle 2014/01/03 20:12
AKPORS: I want to buy dog food.

Seller: Do you have a dog?.

AKPORS: Yes

Seller: Where is it?.

AKPORS: At home.

Seller: Sorry, i cant sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy.

The Next Day.

AKPORS: Do you have cat food?.

Seller: Where is your cat?.

AKPOS: It is at home.

Seller: Sorry, i cant sell cat food for you unless i see the cat.

Two Days Later.

AKPORS went there holding a nylon bag.

Seller: What is in your bag?.

AKPOS: Put your hand inside first. (The seller puts his hand inside)

Seller: Its cold, what is it?.

AKPORS: It is my poo, i brought it as evidence because I need toilet paper.