Comedy by KingFISHER 2013/12/21 02:54
Post your comedy stuff here but ensure your registration HaPpY nEw YeAr... Contest before posting.(copy&paste allowed here) only one post is allowed here if found more than one then all post would be deleted except first one. No quoting please but you can hit on Karma[+]
Following members are registered for this contest
AKESHA
mohit-km
Hareesh
Georginia
Kayli
Rohan786
Trax
NAASH
Cookies
Barbiecute
farah_khan
JAME
_AraGoN_
Raymak
_SnOwBoY_
tinker.bell
NIGHT_ANGEL
Doncle
MUNNA.MJ
THE_SPEAR_KING
COOLDUDE
Mamun39#
Emo_CutE_GiRl_
High_Source
FAHEEM
Nibras
jacki
rakesh84
simple0351
ABHIRAJ
Hardrock
mikky_minach
Alice.in.wonderland
_EdGE_
sofiasam
nancyk
_SonIcGirL_
ALICE-0
Aliraza
SOHAIL-KHAN
Result - Comedy competition
1st _SonIcGirL_
2nd Georginia
3rd Rohan786
4th SOHAIL-KHAN
5th tinker.bell
Post your comedy stuff here but ensure your registration HaPpY nEw YeAr... Contest before posting.(copy&paste allowed here) only one post is allowed here if found more than one then all post would be deleted except first one. No quoting please but you can hit on Karma[+]
Following members are registered for this contest
AKESHA
mohit-km
Hareesh
Georginia
Kayli
Rohan786
Trax
NAASH
Cookies
Barbiecute
farah_khan
JAME
_AraGoN_
Raymak
_SnOwBoY_
tinker.bell
NIGHT_ANGEL
Doncle
MUNNA.MJ
THE_SPEAR_KING
COOLDUDE
Mamun39#
Emo_CutE_GiRl_
High_Source
FAHEEM
Nibras
jacki
rakesh84
simple0351
ABHIRAJ
Hardrock
mikky_minach
Alice.in.wonderland
_EdGE_
sofiasam
nancyk
_SonIcGirL_
ALICE-0
Aliraza
SOHAIL-KHAN
Result - Comedy competition
1st _SonIcGirL_
2nd Georginia
3rd Rohan786
4th SOHAIL-KHAN
5th tinker.bell
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/25 10:51
Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(,)/ Oh my God
Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(,)/ Oh my God
Raks~RoCks 2013/12/25 12:48
The leader says, We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?
A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, What is 15 plus 15?
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, Eighteen!
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
The leader says, Well since weve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
So he asks, What is 5 plus 5? After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, Ninety? The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh everyone is disheartened the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, Ok! Ok! Just one more chance What is 2 plus 2?
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, Four?
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
please Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
The leader says, We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?
A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, What is 15 plus 15?
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, Eighteen!
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
The leader says, Well since weve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
So he asks, What is 5 plus 5? After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, Ninety? The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh everyone is disheartened the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, Ok! Ok! Just one more chance What is 2 plus 2?
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, Four?
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
please Give him another chance! Give him another chance!
Georginia 2013/12/25 18:33
Once an Indian guy went to visit a cattle ranch in South America. On reaching der he was so hungry n entered a restuarant. He ordered a chicken roast filled with potato marsh n masala's. The chicken has been brought to the table as ordered. The big bully cowboy sitting at the corner said to an Indian guy ' werever u start to eat i will beat n break ur bones'. The Indian turned the chicken plate round n round n think to himself if i start to eat from the thigh he will break my thigh! If i start to eat from the wing he will break my hands!
Suddenly he saw the hole dripping with masala and start to poke n eat the masala, stand from his seat n turned his back to the cowboy so that he too cud start like he said. The cowboy with his head bow down he ran off outside vomiting, by that idea the Indian got to eat peacefully.
Indian Rocks!!.....
Once an Indian guy went to visit a cattle ranch in South America. On reaching der he was so hungry n entered a restuarant. He ordered a chicken roast filled with potato marsh n masala's. The chicken has been brought to the table as ordered. The big bully cowboy sitting at the corner said to an Indian guy ' werever u start to eat i will beat n break ur bones'. The Indian turned the chicken plate round n round n think to himself if i start to eat from the thigh he will break my thigh! If i start to eat from the wing he will break my hands!
Suddenly he saw the hole dripping with masala and start to poke n eat the masala, stand from his seat n turned his back to the cowboy so that he too cud start like he said. The cowboy with his head bow down he ran off outside vomiting, by that idea the Indian got to eat peacefully.
Indian Rocks!!.....
tinker.bell 2013/12/27 19:30
Jeny and Johny
Johny: Ajkal desh ki halat kuch thik nahi hai.
Jeny: Kiu ?
Johny: Har taraf currupion. Log bahot preshaan hain.
Jeny: haa'n woh toh hai. Lekin pata hai kiu?
Johny: kiu?
Jeny: Hamara pura desh SMS pe chal raha hai
Johny: Woh kese?
Jeny: Sardar Manmohan Singh
Jeny and Johny
Johny: Ajkal desh ki halat kuch thik nahi hai.
Jeny: Kiu ?
Johny: Har taraf currupion. Log bahot preshaan hain.
Jeny: haa'n woh toh hai. Lekin pata hai kiu?
Johny: kiu?
Jeny: Hamara pura desh SMS pe chal raha hai
Johny: Woh kese?
Jeny: Sardar Manmohan Singh
Emo_CutE_GiRl_ 2014/01/04 17:17
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.Further more she kept staring at him.She finally over took him at the checkout, turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout .. and as she was on her way out of the store,the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."The little old lady waved and smiled back at him and said Thank you.Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to RS# 1121.85," said the clerk. "It can't be that much ! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yes, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
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Don was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said,"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."The Don took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. "Again the Don took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The Don said, "Look, I'm 2wap staff .I am always busy in searching posts/comments, reading reports and banning users .lol. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.Further more she kept staring at him.She finally over took him at the checkout, turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout .. and as she was on her way out of the store,the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."The little old lady waved and smiled back at him and said Thank you.Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to RS# 1121.85," said the clerk. "It can't be that much ! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yes, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
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Don was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said,"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."The Don took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out,"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want. "Again the Don took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The Don said, "Look, I'm 2wap staff .I am always busy in searching posts/comments, reading reports and banning users .lol. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
SOHAIL-KHAN 2014/01/07 17:51
Very Touching.
Dost Vo Nhi Jo Apke Liye Kamaye,
Dost Wo Hai Jo Apki T-shirt Maang Kr Le Jae
0r Kbi Wapis
Na De
Dost Wo Nhi Jo
Apko Treat De,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Aap K Ghar Aae
0r Kahe "Aaj Kya Paka Hai,
Jo B Hai Jaldi Se Le Aa"..
Dost Wo Nhi Jo Call Kr K
Milne Aaye,
Dost Wo Jo Ghr K Samne Aa K
Msg Kre"kaminey Bahar Aa.
Dost Wo Nahi Jo
Kahe Wo Ladki Teri Kismat Me Nahi,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kahe
"Saale Party De Party
Use Toh Ghar Se Utha Layenge Tere Liye"
Dost Wo Nhi Jo
Janaze Me Aae,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-shirt
Le K Aae 0r Kahe
"Le Saale Nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan Chal
Uth Or Meri
Dosti Wapis Kr.
Very Touching.
Dost Vo Nhi Jo Apke Liye Kamaye,
Dost Wo Hai Jo Apki T-shirt Maang Kr Le Jae
0r Kbi Wapis
Na De
Dost Wo Nhi Jo
Apko Treat De,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Aap K Ghar Aae
0r Kahe "Aaj Kya Paka Hai,
Jo B Hai Jaldi Se Le Aa"..
Dost Wo Nhi Jo Call Kr K
Milne Aaye,
Dost Wo Jo Ghr K Samne Aa K
Msg Kre"kaminey Bahar Aa.
Dost Wo Nahi Jo
Kahe Wo Ladki Teri Kismat Me Nahi,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kahe
"Saale Party De Party
Use Toh Ghar Se Utha Layenge Tere Liye"
Dost Wo Nhi Jo
Janaze Me Aae,
Dost Wo Hai Jo
Kabar Pe T-shirt
Le K Aae 0r Kahe
"Le Saale Nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan Chal
Uth Or Meri
Dosti Wapis Kr.
Aman.Rana 2014/01/08 06:34
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5. or ap logo se Like or coment ki umeed krna
Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5. or ap logo se Like or coment ki umeed krna
Rohan786 2014/01/11 14:08
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.
After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...." -hehe1-
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.
After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...." -hehe1-
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