Quote: jaQui: Once upon a time, a
perfect man and a
perfect woman met.
After a perfect
courtship, they had a
perfect wedding. Their
life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this
perfect couple was
driving their perfect car
along a winding road,
when they noticed
someone at the side of
the road in distress.
Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to
help.
There stood Santa Claus
with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children
on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa
and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they
were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the
driving conditions
deteriorated and the
perfect couple; and
Santa Claus had an
accident. Only one of
them survived the
accident.
Question: Who was the
survivor?
Answer:
The perfect woman
survived. She's the only
one who really existed
in the first place.
Everyone knows there
is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing
as a perfect man.
**** Women stop
reading here, that is the
end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect
man and no Santa
Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This
explains why there was
a car accident.
By the way, if you're a
woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates
another point: Women
never listen