Santa rocks by tinker.bell 2013/12/16 12:04
Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care


A girl picked up the phone


Girl: ..........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai


Santa:thank u


Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??


Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??


Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai



Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?


Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu



Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar


Girl: not interested


Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris


Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??


Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs



Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai


Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai



Girl shocked, Santa rocked
saahir 2013/12/16 12:37
Lol...! /smiley
Rebellion 2013/12/30 12:08
Sach me /smiley dil chhu lene wali dard bhari post
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2015/06/13 11:52
Lol....lol.
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